Are you afraid to have a child because you can’t imagine being able to afford industrial gobs of cocoa butter, therapy, diapers, vaginoplasty and tiny containers of apple sauce? Well, add hair removal to that list. Drew Barrymore grew a beard while she was pregnant with her daughter, and so could you.
“I got a wonderful little goatee, and it was red! I also got hyperpigmentation on my cheeks,” Barrymore told In Touch.
Hair removal and a ton of powder for when your face turns into a poppy seed muffin. Good luck passing the drug test.
Sadly if I didn’t shave my stash I would have a manly chick stash every two weeks.
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