Like an NC-17 movie with too many storylines, Justin Bieber‘s life continues to build and build with no promise of a climax. No retirement ala Amanda Bynes. No Layne Staley overdose. No John Denver plane crash. Not even a lip syncing scandal or 30-pound weight gain in sight!
Instead, we get modern, morality-based children’s stories like “Justin yells at the paparazzi,” “Justin gets a speeding ticket” and the most recent, “Justin has drugs on his tour bus.”
On Wednesday night, a very small bag of weed was found on the floor of Justin’s very empty bus in Stockholm.
No one was charged or thrown in the slammer or ordered to work at the Ikea factory or happy ending massage parlor as punishment and it’s all very boring.
A police spokesman told the Aftonbladet newspaper … they first detected a “strong smell” of marijuana coming from the bus as they were controlling the huge crowd that had gathered outside Bieber’s hotel.
The Swedish report says police also found a stun gun … which requires a permit
F*ck me gently with a chainsaw. A stun gun? I’ve seen worse in Eminem’s mom’s ultrasound.