Somebody’s been rummaging through Justin Bieber’s underwear drawer. Miley Cyrus dropped trou for V Magazine and talked about her new album and the rumors about her and Liam.
So much for her “A star is someone who doesn’t have to take her clothes off to be sexy” quote in Elle UK. V plays up the whole “she’s a new person because she cut her hair” thing, but I’m not buying it.
She looks like a new person, but she’ll always be Hannah Montana and the girl who ear-raped me with “Party in the U.S.A.” Speaking of that song, Miley still loves it, saying she’d never “take it back” because that would be like Billy Ray “saying that he hated ‘Achy Breaky.'”
On Liam Hemsworth: “I’m not home with my boyfriend all the time. We work. Every week it’s ‘Are they broken up?’ Because we don’t see a photo of them.’ I don’t have time go to Starbucks with my boyfriend every morning. I wish I did, but I don’t. I’d rather chill at my house and be there for the time I actually get to spend with him. And then I’m at the studio all day. He gets up to work out at six and I come home at five from the studio. I put this record before everything.”
Brace yourself for dubstep and twerking unicorns in onesies. Producer Pharrell Williams says the new album “sounds like her personality.”
Pharrell kissing Miley’s ass: “This is a 20-year-old. Do you hear all of this awareness? I kept saying to her, “Your view of yourself, your view of the world, is so accurate. Start to embrace it now so you can be great when you’re in your 30s.”
MC: In my mind I’m Gucci Mane, but on paper I’m a pop artist. [laughs]
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lmao,.. “your view of the world is so accurate”… dude, ever hear of a thing called “perspective”? WHat you really meant was, “Your view of the world so resembles my own”.
Its cro-magnun like you who create wars when born into the wrong families. People who can’t see outside their own opinions to recognize that’s all they are… Their OPINIONS. While I’m perfectly fine with people like this dud having their own opinions, it scares me that people like this have large amounts of money and are in a position to influence young artists.
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So you’re not buying it, huh? This is a funny article. I didn’t read the part when she said, “In my mind I’m Gucci Mane, but on paper I’m a pop artist”. A couple of years ago she didn’t know who Jay Z was.
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I mean, I could buy a whole new wardrobe, cut my hair and listen to Rick Ross but that wouldn’t make me stop eating candy out of a trough and hating everything.
The most interesting thing Miley has going for her is her look. Even unintentionally, it was a great PR move.
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LOL! I didn’t know she was listening to rap. I barely listen to it and when I do, I don’t listen to Gucci Mane. I like the look, it suits her, the “rebel because I can” is authentic, and she will change everything again. I wonder who is producing her album…
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Pharrell and some guy named Marcos Palacios who said she impressed him by singing the “explicit” version of “Dance (A$$)” by Big Sean. (That is kind of awesome/funny.)
http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=788940
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Oh yes, that was in your article. Miley’s gone ghetto! Tune in…
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ah yes… her publicist’s PR master plan is working perfectly on ppl like you. Pharrell will tell her anything because he sees her as nothing but a pussy with dollar signs all over it… he wants her bod (which is actually rather strange looking) and can see how much money he can churn out through her. You’ll notice as time goes by that her music and lyrics will be fairly lame and one dimensional, but her look will continue to distract from that as she alters it and does crazy stage antics to keep ppl talking about her. Its a cliché for God’s sakes.
How many songs do you think she can turn out about young ppl being crazy and enjoying youth or about love/loss of love before she’s a turned out sack of skin? I give her 3 albums.
Either way, she wins, she’ll make money as will anyone who can jump on her gravy train while it lasts. But 10 years from now ppl will just laugh at her as she shows up as another footnote in the “child actors gone wrong” page.
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Somebody gave her James Holmes hair on the cover where she’s holding the bag!
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