Amanda Bynes has no hair, no sanity, and according to her, no bong.
After being arrested and charged with unlawful possession of marijuana and reckless endangerment for allegedly throwing a bong out the window of her Manhattan apartment, Bynes tweeted that she doesn’t do drugs at all.
“I only smoke tobacco I don’t drink or do drugs. I’ve never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot,” she wrote.
Amanda showed up to court in a messy blonde wig looking like Smurfette after an incestual gangbang.
So… Her shopping list now includes a new bong, more rhinoplasty and a better toupee?
(Her latest tweet reads “I need Nicki Minaj’s wig person stat!”)
Like Brad Pitt, Amanda Bynes has clearly smoked her memory away along with other important parts of the brain. She’s telling the truth when she says she doesn’t have a bong.