Charlie Sheen Says Farrah Abraham Has ‘Tranny Boobs’

farrah-abraham silicone implantsSooo you probably know about the subcategory of pond scum that Farrah Abraham belongs to?

First we have Amber Rose, Paris Hilton, Snooki, and Kim Kardashian. People who didn’t do much to become famous but are able to sell perfume or clothing because they made an inadvertent sex tape, dated someone famous or got punched on TV.

Then there are the Courtney Stodden and Tan Moms of the world. Octomom and that girl Pumpkin (a person) who spit on New York (a person) on Flavor of Love probably fit in here too.

Farrah Abraham, star of porn and Teen Mom, who probably calls the paparazzi before every inane coffee enema, tanning session or boob job and DEFINITELY leaks texts from people who are much more deserving of fame, is part of this subcategory. 

Abraham recently sent screenshots of private messages between her and Charlie Sheen to TMZ (they were supposed to have coffee together), and he responded with a letter that burns more than her urethra after frontdoor sex with homeless holders of coke and/or heroin.

He opens it by calling her a “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua,” and concludes with:

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.

Yes. Next time just shut up and let Charlie Sheen physically f*ck you so he doesn’t have to do it verbally. (She responded to the response by calling him an old train wreck with mental issues.)
farrah-abraham-boob-picture
That’s a pic of her getting silicone implants, from an In Touch exclusive. I accidentally saw one of her covered in blood and now understand the meaning of the phrase “Be careful what you wish for.”

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