Miley Cyrus Can’t Stop Being a Real Girl, Rips Off Internet Art in Latest Video

Miley Cyrus does pretty much everything you’d expect her to in the new “We Can’t Stop” video…

Shakes the ass like it has epilepsy, Parkinson’s and damage from a prior stroke, thrusts her pelvis at the ceiling above her bed and puts sunglasses on taxidermy animals who surely have better things to do.
Miley Cyrus french fry skullMcMiracles Christopher Chiappa
There’s also a skull made of french fries that may give you deja vu ’cause McMiracles by Christopher Chiappa (top right) has totally been floating around Tumblr and other digital avenues for years.

I finally realized what Miley looks like after the old-news haircut! You know those freaky sex dolls?
Miley Cyrus doll we can't stop
Like there’s probably a pristine, virginal-looking real doll, then maybe a few other alternative variations like the one that pops in an anal bead or two if you seduce it with Public Enemy songs? 

She even teaches a smaller sex doll how to swim because she’s an awesome big sister. (I wanted to make a list of the weirdest moments starting with the guy with two tongues but it would have taken forever.)
guy with two tongues can't stop miley cyrus
Read: The 18 Most Important Dance Moves Of Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” Music Video

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