Shakes the ass like it has epilepsy, Parkinson’s and damage from a prior stroke, thrusts her pelvis at the ceiling above her bed and puts sunglasses on taxidermy animals who surely have better things to do.
There’s also a skull made of french fries that may give you deja vu ’cause McMiracles by Christopher Chiappa (top right) has totally been floating around Tumblr and other digital avenues for years.
I finally realized what Miley looks like after the old-news haircut! You know those freaky sex dolls?
Like there’s probably a pristine, virginal-looking real doll, then maybe a few other alternative variations like the one that pops in an anal bead or two if you seduce it with Public Enemy songs?
She even teaches a smaller sex doll how to swim because she’s an awesome big sister. (I wanted to make a list of the weirdest moments starting with the guy with two tongues but it would have taken forever.)
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sHE LOOKS Bat shit crazy with her dolls and clothing. Girls running wild.
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