Lady Gaga‘s new video for “Applause” is here and it’s basically the most literal definition of drafty local theater stale popcorn and feet-smelling performance art. (And good luck getting it out of your head.)
She keeps saying she’s combining pop and art as if it’s never been done before when even SHE’S done it before with every video from Born This Way and The Fame Monster. Now she’s waving a sheet in a black leotard in her neverending quest to show skin without being sexy…
Gurrrrlll. You better kiss all five members of ‘N Sync at the VMAs to make up for this weak shit.
