The Woman Who Had Her Butt Grabbed by Robin Thicke Thinks You’re All Being a Bit Dramatic

Robin Thicke grabbing buttRobin Thicke caused a big stink when a photo of him posing with a socialite at a VMA party with his hand totally on her butt surfaced. Honestly I do think it is more common for a dude to put his palm on a woman’s back or shoulder when posing for a photo, but it’s Robin Thicke.

I don’t mean that like, he sings “Blurred Lines” so of course he can randomly grope whoever and it’s unsurprising. That song is actually about his wife (not rape, you twats)

“My wife is Mrs. Good Girl… gradually over our marriage I’ve turned her into a bad girl,” Thicke told Howard Stern on the controversy surrounding the song’s meaning.

Back to what I was saying… It’s Robin Thicke, handsome soulful son of Alan Thicke. Paula Patton (wifey) was probably standing right next to him when he took that photo. The woman in question, Lana Scolaro, a sort of cross between Taylor Momsen and Nicky Hilton, says you’re all overreacting. And she’s right.

From Radar Online:

“I knew his hand was on my butt. I posted it on Instagram and didn’t notice the reflection. But someone noticed it and commented,” Lana told the site.

“I didn’t think it would cause this much drama. I didn’t know it would be all over everything like this.”

Turns out it wasn’t Lana’s first run in with the sexy — and married — Blurred Lines singer.

“We have mutual friends in common. I actually met him a week before the after party,” Lana said.

“I was actually going over to the DJ booth and he followed me. His security guard took the photo and said, ‘You guys make a cute couple.’”

Alright. I admit that last part is a bit shady. Of her. I still refuse to believe that he’s a two-timing ho, but maybe next time don’t put your entire hand under a bitch’s cheeks?

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