Sharon Osbourne had a Pre-Ozzy Affair with Jay Leno

imageJudge and stern redhead metal mother Sharon Osbourne had an affair with none other than Jay Leno when she first moved to the states.

All this for a segment called “big secret” on The Talk, and you know it’s true because if you were going to brag about fake sex it would be with Thor and not Jay Leno.

“It”s not like it’s a dirty little secret,” Sharon said of the romance which she described as a brief fling that began with a prank phone call to his home. “I had met my husband but we weren’t together. We were just friends. I never did date a lot at that time, anyway, because I was not very dateable.” 

She doesn’t remember if the sex was good or not because it was “so long ago,” which means he knocked and entered and she kept saying “Hello, are you there?” if you catch my drift. Or maybe his junk is as big and long as my silence after I hear him tell a joke. She didn’t specify.

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