Bruce Jenner is Considering Shaving off his Adam’s Apple

bruce jenner wants to be a womanThat spicy vampire who spends his few allotted hours off the Kardashian leash constructing toy helicopters and giving motivational speeches insists he isn’t becoming a woman despite rocking a ponytail and contemplating a Laryngeal Shave following his separation announcement from Kris Jenner.

When TMZ caught wind of a rumor that the elder lesbianic Jenner was considering getting his Adam’s Apple sawed off, Bruce confirmed the tale but specified that he is NOT undergoing getting gender reassignment. His exact words: “I just never liked my trachea.”

If he’s not becoming a woman I don’t want to be one anymore. Everyone show solidarity and support by mailing Bruce one high heel and one tube of Ruby Woo lipstick.

2 thoughts on “Bruce Jenner is Considering Shaving off his Adam’s Apple

  1. This is what spending too much time with image-obsessed famewhores can do to a man.

    Pour one out for Bruce’s trachea.
    We hardly knew ya.

    *sniff
    *weep

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