Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera Finally Met

Lady Gaga The Voice ChristinaOn yesterday’s finale of The Voice (spoiler: the Jamaican lady won!), Christina Aguilera joined Lady Gaga onstage for a special performance of “Do What U Want.”

Christina sexy chola danced across the stage while Gaga convulsed like an electrocuted cockroach.

It was as if Dracula broke into Liberace’s closet, put on a wig and seduced Bride of Frankenstein.

Towards the end, Dracula (Gaga) and BOF (Christina) hold hands and prance towards a chaise lounge where they share an intimate date involving rose petals, champagne and the half-assed version of motorboating a chest-to-face hug. 

After the duet, Gaga told Carson that she personally requested a Christina collaboration even though they had never met before.

One thought on “Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera Finally Met

  1. Coming from someone who does not like either of these
    performers, I must admit this was the most important performence
    since Michael Jackson’s 1983 Grammy performence. It took 30
    years but this was a Millenium worthy!

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