On yesterday’s finale of The Voice (spoiler: the Jamaican lady won!), Christina Aguilera joined Lady Gaga onstage for a special performance of “Do What U Want.”
Christina sexy chola danced across the stage while Gaga convulsed like an electrocuted cockroach.
It was as if Dracula broke into Liberace’s closet, put on a wig and seduced Bride of Frankenstein.
Towards the end, Dracula (Gaga) and BOF (Christina) hold hands and prance towards a chaise lounge where they share an intimate date involving rose petals, champagne and the half-assed version of motorboating a chest-to-face hug.
After the duet, Gaga told Carson that she personally requested a Christina collaboration even though they had never met before.
Coming from someone who does not like either of these
performers, I must admit this was the most important performence
since Michael Jackson’s 1983 Grammy performence. It took 30
years but this was a Millenium worthy!
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