No seriously, this is a tradition. Instagram says so. America’s Got Talent is over, but I guess Nick Cannon found some other excuse to not pose next to her in a thin red banana hammock. We all know Mariah’s second-favorite thing after Christmas is shaming her husband.
She went so far as to call herself the female version of Will Ferrell’s character in Elf on Watch What Happens Live!
“I’m him, but the girl version of the character!” the “All I Want for Christmas Is You” singer said. “I’m like a five-year-old, I’m the kid still waiting for snow.”
I wish she’d stop insinuating that it’s normal for kids to have implants, kids of their own and a bunch of Guinness Records, but oh well.