1. Justin Bieber’s home was raided on Tuesday after a neighbor complained that he’d egged his house.
2. After an initial arrest for drug possession, Bieber’s buddy Lil’ Za was kept in jail longer for vandalizing a phone. Sources tell E! he “got angry,” yelled and “ripped the phone off the wall entirely.”
3. Because Bieber’s neighbor claims his house was damaged to the tune of $20,000, the crime has been classified as a felony.
4. Police have not found significant evidence to charge the Biebs, but Los Angeles Lt. Dave Thompson says “The investigation is ongoing.”
Okay, first of all, I can’t help but picture a bunch of detectives in old timey overcoats and brimmed hats finding yellowed egg cartons in the bottom of his trash and him saying “No sir, I just really like omelettes.”
Secondly, who knew it cost $20,000 to turn on and lift a hose?