If you haven’t already heard, Kendall Jenner’s nipples caused a huge scene at a Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York because 1. She’s KARDASHIAN famous. 2. She just turned 18, and people are freaks. 3. Men and women alike still go apeshit over the human body because we’re all surrounded by jiggling asses and duct tape nipples and are still made to feel ashamed of our boners.
Big sister’s Khloe and Kim tweeted in defense of Kendall’s mammary glands, not only to the haterade-drinking KKK haters, but to Instagram for removing photos they’d posted of said glands walking the runway.
“She’s too dope for you 2 understand,” Khloe wrote. (If her fingers weren’t glued to an iPhone, I’d imagine her waving her hands around and handing her extensions and earrings to the nearest klan member.) “Yall would trade places with her in a second! The hate is real! Lol bye haters! #ModelLife #Simple”
Also surprising that she took time away from grinding on The Game. #JigglingAsses, yo.