Some people list teacher, policeman, veterinarian or chef as their dream job, others put “dumping water on Rihanna’s backside.” …To each their own.
Let’s list the pros and cons of pouring water on Rihanna.
Pros: It’s easy.
Cons: If Rihanna sees your boner, she’ll probably alert everyone in the vicinity with a loud “EH!” resulting in the loss of your job and you looking on Craigslist for opposing employment that involves intense labor like hauling cement blocks in the pouring rain.
In other other news, totally attractive virgin bobsledder Lolo Jones wrote on Twitter that it’s going to be hard for Drake to “hand out all those awards to Rihanna’s ex boyfriends” at the ESPYs. Ho ho ho I get it and cannot contain my laughter because Rihanna dated one athlete in 2011.
This is probably the face Rihanna made when she heard the joke:
SPEAKING OF DRAKE, in true Canadian fashion, motherfucker interviewed a bunch of people on the street in a disguise for Jimmy Kimmel and nodded as they insulted him. Watch it.
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