Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis reunited last week to remind us that they’ve “still got it.”
In an ideal Thelma and Louise sequel, the iconic duo suffered many broken bones and entered comas driving off the cliff, awakening 23 years later wishing they had died as soon as they hear “Let Me Take a Selfie” playing in the hospital waiting room.
They plot to kill Brad Pitt for stealing all their money but can’t find him so they take out Chris Brown instead and form a suicide pact with the cast of Spring Breakers…
(Also waiting on an A League of Their Own sequel with white-haired Tom Hanks yelling at Mae and Doris for having steroid needles in their purses.)
