Megan Fox Cares Too Much About Her Children to Make More Than 1 Movie a Year

Megan fox sons ellenMegan Fox is not as shallow as you may have once thought and cares much more about her two sons than her fans. During a chat with Parents magazine, Fox explained that due to an intense case of “mommy guilt,” her heart is no longer in bending over cars, puking black slime or having her boobs jiggled by Leslie Mann.

Really her only motivation to act is to pump up Bodhi and Noah’s college fund…

“I have to make one movie a year because I have to invest in their future and I have to be able to pay their way through college and be able to provide for them,” she said. “I’m looking for movies that will shoot in Los Angeles, for projects where I’m part of an ensemble so I can shoot in and out in 10-20 days. It’s all about trying to spend as little time away from my kids as possible.”

Any time she does crawl out of the baby rearin’ ether and into the spotlight, it’s to talk about babies. Ugh. Note the high-pitched squeal as she points at photos

Don’t even bother throwing her a rope because she is GONE. (I imagine the place we lost her to looking something like the hand tunnel from Labyrinth.)

What’s an appropriate mourning period now that Jennifer Lawrence exists?

P.S. to Ninja Turtles ruiners, 2012 called. They want their remix of “Bangarang” back.

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