Stand by for Maximum Butts: J-Lo and Iggy Azalea Made a Video Together…

The oldest butt and the newest joined forces for a song called, get ready for it, “Booty.” A middle-eastern tune best served after repeated viewings of Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda,” the “Dance (Ass)” remix and Kim Kardashian’s entire Instagram.

Seriously, how many simple-minded men have to die of heart problems all so Jennifer Lopez can feel superior to Kim and Nicki?

You know she came up with this concept after turning around in the mirror asking Evil Queen-style who has the roundest derriere of all? 

And she made it anyway, even after the mirror was like “BITCH, NOT YOU.”

Just look at THIS STILL and tell me this isn’t  J-Lo’ trying to strangle the hit songs lifeforce out of Iggy Azalea disguised as an innocent guest spot. The other two are next.