Dismantling Someone Else’s Armor and Weapons in Destiny is the Sweetest, Nerdiest Revenge


Did you happen to recently catch your boyfriend or girlfriend in bed with the neighbor? Does your bf/gf yell at you for no reason or spend outlandish amounts of money at the Cheesecake Factory? If the person who has wronged is also addicted to the game Destiny, don’t waste time trying to dump sugar in their gas tank…

Getting legendary and exotic weapons and armor in Destiny is HUGE pain. It takes forever to get them, while dismantling them takes only seconds.

1. Once you’ve loaded their character, press the start button to access inventory, select items and hold the “X” button on Xbox or the square on PS3 or PS4 to dismantle them.

Or you could just erase their entire hard drive.

(System settings: storage: games and apps: DELETE.)

This is pretty much the worst thing you can do to your console-playing girl/boy/regular friend, like the nerd equivalent of burning a house to the ground. 

When I posted this on Imgur it was immediately downvoted by angry gamers:

Xenolithium 4 points : 3 months ago reply

This is how your nudes get leaked.

caboose969 4 points : 3 months ago reply

How to become single with just a few easy buttons.

SociopathicHousePlant 2 points : 3 months ago reply

The fuck kind of monster are you?

LiveAndInLivingColour 2 points : 3 months ago reply

Fuck you.

But I still find the idea totally hilarious.

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