Bruce Jenner Looks So Much Better As A Woman Than As A Man

call me caitlyn coverCaitlyn Jenner subtly clarified in her Vanity Fair article that she is a super separate entity from her stepdaughters Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, but she sure does publicity like a Kardashian.

No more speculation. Even the former Bruce Jenner’s excessive use of plastic surgery makes more sense now. The beauty standard bar has been set especially high in his family, but it also had a lot to do with him hating the masculine features that made him a sex symbol in the ’70s.

“Underneath my suit I have a bra and panty hose and this and that and thinking to myself, ‘They know nothing about me,'” Jenner said in her eye-opening VF interview. “Little did they know I was totally empty inside.” 

Bruce Jenner was a sad wrinkly potato of dishonesty. Wing-spreading Caitlyn Jenner knows what it’s like to be a caterpillar, and she’s never going back.
Caitlyn Jenner red dress
A part of us all felt sorry for Bruce. Keeping Up With The Kardashians painted him as a loner and a father guilt-stricken by past parenting mistakes. Bad with money and seemingly obsessed with making his face look like brown elastic that had long since lost its stretch, Bruce was about as sexy as the Kylie Jenner lip challenge. Caitlyn, however, is fiercely ready for her debut in Grace and Frankie as Jane Fonda’s long lost sister.

Despite the lack of the “k” in her name, she’s still “one of them.”

Brandon said he was a little taken aback when he saw Caitlyn for the first time after surgery and she pulled her top up to reveal her new breasts. “Whoa, I’m still your son,” he reminded her.

Giving Kris Jenner a run for her money. Can’t wait to see her stir things up on KUWTK!

4 thoughts on “Bruce Jenner Looks So Much Better As A Woman Than As A Man

  1. She does look great but those pics have had some help along the way. ;) Candids don’t look quite so beautiful, but she’s no spring chicken it’s to be expected. For her age she looks fab.


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