Olivia Munn Doesn’t Need Telekinetic Powers To Make Nerds Fap

olivia munn x men outfitIt’s hard not to be a pervert while looking at Olivia Munn in general, especially if you’re a nerd who enjoys nerd things like ‘Attack of the Show’ (rest in peace) and new X-Men movies.

I haven’t actually seen her for awhile, but I’ve also been cheating on The Twist with other websites for the past two years, covering topics I often couldn’t care less about for moolah. Plenty of love for Rant Chic, but I’m never writing about tampons or Kylie Jenner or Kylie Jenner’s tampons again in my life.

Anyway, Olivia is sexy to everyone but Packers fans, who believe she’s a demon siren sent from the worst circle of hell to make them lose five games this season. (But she’s terrible at her job because they’re still #1 in the NFC North.) 

She plays Psylocke in ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ (in theaters May 27), who is basically a walking, “Japanese ninja assassin girl” version of Professor X moving shit with her mind and shattering nuts with her katana.

Buddist: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Olivia: Dunno. Can’t hear that over the sound of a million nerds fapping.

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