Two 12-year-old girls stab classmate to prove loyalty to Slenderman

stabbing suspects wisconsinThe title really does say it all. 12-year-old Morgan Geyser and 12-year-old Anissa Weier stabbed a 12-year-old classmate (name has not been released) Saturday morning in Wisconsin. They stabbed the victim 19 times and left her in the woods hoping she would die.

The motive of the attackers was to become proxies of Slenderman and to prove he was real. A fictional character created by the internet. Criminal and psychological experts say they’d be surprised if investigators didn’t find evidence of psychological problems in either of them.

(Morgan Geyser long hair, Anissa Weier short hair)

On Monday the two suspect were tried as adults with attempted first degree murder. They are facing up to 60 years in prison. Anissa Weier told the police that she first heard of Slenderman on a website called creepypasta and then introduced the site to Geyser.

A little background on Slenderman, he is depicted as being unnaturally tall, with very long limbs and/or tentacles that he can adjust the length of. Slenderman blends in with trees, and usually hides in plain sight. The more you know about him, the closer he gets.  Continue reading “Two 12-year-old girls stab classmate to prove loyalty to Slenderman”

Alcohol Made a 42-Year-Old Titans Cheerleader Confuse a 12-Year-Old Boy With a Full-Grown Man

Elizabeth Leigh Garner mugshot If you still believe in beer goggles – the effect of alcohol making people more attractive – then do you also believe booze could transform a child into a man right before your eyes? I say, yes to beer goggles, NO to the pedophile-friendly excuse.

In light of recent cases involving male rapists in India, Ohio, and Connecticut and here to remind us that women be also be creepy, predatory bastards, cheerleader Elizabeth Leigh Garner is being charged with sexual battery and solicitation of a minor for rape of a child after offering to perform oral sex on a 12-year-old boy at his home in Murfreesboro.

42-year-old Garner, who cheered for the Tennessee Titans until 2009, told a detective that she “got the boy confused with a man who also at the residence” because she was intoxicated.  Continue reading “Alcohol Made a 42-Year-Old Titans Cheerleader Confuse a 12-Year-Old Boy With a Full-Grown Man”

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL! Here’s a 12-Year-Old Singing Into a Turkey Leg

I really didn’t want to talk about this because it was released two weeks ago and there’s nothing I can say about it that everyone else didn’t already but, since it’s November twentyfoodth, I give you a song that is not close to my heart at all, “It’s Thanksgiving” by Nicole Westbrook.

She’s the new Rebecca Black, her microphone is a turkey leg and her song goes like this, “December was Christmas. January was New Year. April was Easter. And the 4th of July, but now it’s Thanksgiving. Oh oh oh it’s Thanksgiving. We we we we are gonna have a good time.”

Today we honor the day Pilgrims unsuccessfully tried to poison the last remaining American Indians…

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Move Over Courtney Stodden, 12 Year-old Model Dates 24 Year-old Pop Star

Since walking brain hemorrhage Courtney Stodden has turned 18, her TMZ days are numbered to porn offers. It’s time for some fresh lean cut media meat. Canadian model and singer, 12-year-old Akama Miki born to a Japanese mother and Chinese-German father made her relationship public with 24-year old singer Zhang Muyi.

Their “love” was posted on her Chinese Weibo account ( China’s version of Weibo). Her posts say stuff like, “Wait until I’m old enough to marry you, then I’m going to say ‘ I do'”. For the record, I’ve lived in China and that shit is not normal.

The message was responded with Muyi’s response, ” I’m going to be with you as you grow, I’ll always wait for you.”  Continue reading “Move Over Courtney Stodden, 12 Year-old Model Dates 24 Year-old Pop Star”