Flavor Flav’s Latest Vegas Mugshot Is Priceless

Flavor Flav was arrested for the second time in Las Vegas, this time for assault with a deadly weapon.

Flav apparently got into some kind of disagreement with his fiancé and her son and pulled a knife on them.

He was released on bail after taking a pitifully sad-eyed, grey-dreadlocked mugshot.

What do you think he was fighting about with his lady love? I think it was about him not picking New York over Hoopz or Deelishis on Flavor of Love.

Did they forget to jingle the keys behind the camera this time? I say that because he was smiling in last year’s mugshot.

When I used to do those horrible grade school photos they had a Lampchop puppet to distract me but I just cried more when I saw it.  Continue reading “Flavor Flav’s Latest Vegas Mugshot Is Priceless”

Smashing Pumpkins’ Lead Billy Corgan Sued Over Falling Tree

Famous couple (and naked bathtub video-makers) Eric Dane (Grey’s Anatomy) and Rebecca Gayheart (Jawbreaker) are suing their musician neighbor Billy Corgan over a eucalyptus tree that fell onto their property.

According to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ, a very pregnant Gayheart and her husband had to evacuate their flooding home after the tree knocked over a power line and fell into their home in Beverly Hills during a vicious storm in 2011.

This sounds like a really good video game produced by John Woo or Quentin Tarantino. With-child woman dodging live high voltage wires with her cocky fake doctor husband (he doesn’t make it).

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Celebrity Mohawks, 2011-2012 Edition

Sean Paul, Usher and Glee's Mark Salling

One mohawk runs its course and several others spring up, resilient as ever. It’s a bold move, one Josh Duhamel was just seen sporting. Coincidentally Fergie (Duhamel’s wifey) bandmate Will.i.am no longer has one.

I like mohawks and faux hawks and all that nonsense. Even if they look AWFUL, it’s the kind of thing you have to look at as a failed performance art attempt.  Continue reading “Celebrity Mohawks, 2011-2012 Edition”

Semi-Obscure Pop Playlist #1 (Oooh Girl)

I’m assuming you all like pop music? And I’m guessing you’re sick of what’s on the radio so I thought I’d type up a quick list of uber pulpy organic juice for your sad ginger winter skin to soak up.

1. Nicola Roberts – “I.” Former Girls Aloud member gone Lily Allen solo, but 100% higher (pitched) and 200% more annoyed at England’s paparazzi.

3. Dev – “Take Her From You.” Pregnant “In The Dark” pop star + pro-bodybag dragger.

4. Natalia Kills – “Love Is Suicide.” Most underrated “Perfectionist” pop of 2010, 12 and 13.

5. Grimes – “Oblivion.” Circumambient Canadian helium/Rooney Mara-bangs expert Claire Boucher.

6. Lights – “Toes.” “Best New Artist” Juno-winner Valerie Anne Poxleitner.

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Worst Dressed Man Of 2011, Jared Leto Or Chris Brown?

 Thank you GQ UK! They say Chris Brown is the worst dressed man child in the whole world and I couldn’t agree more. For best dressed they list Tinie Tempah and a bunch of people I’ve heard of even less, besides Robert Pattinson.

It brings me great pleasure to present you with these lovely examples of Chris’s prowess as a style icon for people who shop exclusively at Foot Locker, Zumiez and the Liberace thrift store.  Continue reading “Worst Dressed Man Of 2011, Jared Leto Or Chris Brown?”

Syrupy Pop Song Reminders Of 2011, By DJ Earworm

 This, eye and ear-opening walk down memory lane can have cause several reactions, you can think, ‘wow, this year went by fast.’ Or ‘whoa, that song sucked,’ or perhaps ‘I need to download that and not tell anyone, this instant.’

Since 2007 DJ Earworm aka Jordan Roseman has been cramming a year’s worth of sugary chart-topping hits into one epic song. This year’s features Adele, Rihanna, Bruno Mars, Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Maroon 5, Cee Lo and more.

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Celebrity Christmas Cards, 2011 Edition

Egos and fame go together like bread and toasters so it’s no surprise when they humiliate themselves with over-the-top Christmas Cards. 2011’s most interesting cards came from The Kardashian family, Bret Michaels and Fergie/Josh Duhamel. Continue reading “Celebrity Christmas Cards, 2011 Edition”

The ‘Leave Britney Alone’ Guy Is Manly And Does Porn Now?

Everybody remembers the internet sensation Chris Crocker, no? He rocked the viral world with his weeping gay homage to Britney Spears in 2007, wearing a cropped wig and crying vigorously/hysterically screaming to “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”

Well since you now remember him, if you did ever forget him then here I am to remind you. And how would I do that? What relevant bit of Chris Crocker news do I have?…

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Gwen Stefani For InStyle’s November 2011 Issue

Gwen Stefani covers InStyle this week, and as usual she looks kinda like Madonna, but better cause she’s not a mummy who wraps herself in lettuce instead of bandages.

The interview, which was quite bland revealed that 42 year-old Gwen wears makeup constantly (even when she’s not going out) dyes her hair with L’Oreal, and says that having kids is “challenging.” Zzz

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Naked Tire-Swinging, Lawn-Watering ESPN Athletes

The annual 2011 ‘Body Issue’ of ESPN Magazine has been released! Well the photos have anyway and I have to warn you, they are pretty amazing for all the wrong reasons.

ESPN would like to tell you that it’s all about athleticism, muscles, stature and prowess – but it isn’t, it’s about sex. Strange sexuality, well some of it, like soccer goalie Hope Solo (currently on DWTS) watering the lawn with no clothes on…

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Miley Cyrus Looks Like a 12 Year-Old Mannequin In Prestige Magazine

Actually, on the cover, Miley looks like a microscopic 12 year-old Jennifer Aniston replica circa Friends, 2001.

Inside the issue she looks just a generic toddler who fell head-first into a cloud of makeup.

Not surprising since we know Asia, the magazine’s home country, is not only youth-obsessed, but aesthetically young as well.

For the October issue, the sixth anniversary of Prestige, Ms. Cyrus discussed her confusion. All 10,0000 pounds of it.

Or confused about how to NOT pose in the exact same thing that other high profile divas already rocked weeks earlier in Harper’s Bazaar. (Ahem, BEYONCE)…

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2011 Emmy Winners List (Modern Family + More)

This year at the Emmys, which, like I predicted, were boring and not worth watching more than 20 minutes of, Modern Family and Downton Abbey (whatever that is) won most of the awards.

Modern family took home a whopping five awards, including outstanding comedy series and outstanding supporting actor AND actress in a comedy.

PBS’s Downton Abbey miniseries took four awards for outstanding writing, supporting actress and directing in a miniseries or movie…

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Nina Dobrev Mistaken For Emmanuelle Chriqui At Emmys

Nina Dobrev  from Vampire Diaries (left) was mistaken for Entourage’s Emmanuelle Chriqui (right) at the 63rd Primetime Emmy red carpet.

Several bloggers and websites such as Celebuzz and Zimbio cited Dobrev as Chriqui. It was in fact Nina Dobrev in a stunning red dress…

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Blake Lively Nudes (In Case You Missed Them)

As you know, Scarlett Johansson‘s nude cell phone pics were recently released, and she’s now on a pointless quest to have them ALL removed from the internet, with a little help from the FBI.

We still all saw her naked, so I’m not sure how taking them off of a few high-profile websites will reduce their notoriety.

In light of that, I wanted to remind you all that Blake Lively ALSO had nudes stolen from her phone by a mischievious hacker that traipsed onto the web in March.

They are actually very similar to Scarlett’s. Same poofy crumpet nipples, and 3D-television booty. Click “continue” to view the Gossip Girl/The Town star’s NSFW/uncensored pictures…

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Brad Pitt Is A Whiny Douche

In an interview with Parade magazine Brad Pitt said some unnecessary comments about his ex-wife, America’s sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston.

He also recently complained about starring in 1994’s Interview With The Vampire, to EW

To Parade, on his marriage to Aniston from 2000 to 2005:

“I spent the 90’s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony, I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself…”

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Michelle Williams, Monroe-Esque For Vogue

Michelle Williams, of Dawson’s Creek and Brokeback Mountain fame, appears in the October 2011 issue of Vogue Magazine channeling Marilyn Monroe.

She talks about her new movie, My Week With Marilyn (also starring Emma Watson) and even the loss of Heath Ledger who fathered her daughter Matilda Rose Ledger.

Williams describes having to wear foam padding to replicate Monroe’s curvaceous body,

“I do remember one moment of being all suited up as Monroe and walking from my dressing room onto the soundstage practicing my ‘wiggle…'”

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