Katie Couric Dodges Larry King Sex Bullet

Katie Couric Larry King kissFollowing Jennifer Lawrence’s lopsided boob story on Jimmy Kimmel, Katie Couric described her epic “date” with Larry King, who is 23 years her senior.

Katie, who was about 30 at the time, had dinner with Larry and noticed afterwards that he was driving towards his place and not hers.

“And I’m like, Dear Cosmo, what do I do?” Couric told Kimmel on Thursday, Jan. 31. “I’m in this crisis situation. I was only 30. I just could not figure out how to extricate myself from it.”

Back at his apartment, which was filled with coffins and other ancient relics, Larry “lunged” for a kiss, but was rejected by a laughing Katie, who kindly told him he was nice and interesting, but she would rather meet someone closer to her age.

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Three Of The “Kids” On Glee Are 30 Years Old

In a list of actors 25 and older who have played high schoolers not one but three members of the Glee cast were offenders. Maybe it is good that most of them are graduating. Gotta make room for new forehead wrinkles.

Cory Monteith (Finn) turned 30 on May 11 while co-stars Harry Shum Jr. (Mike Chang) did the same on April 28. Mark Salling (Puck) turns 30 in August. So I cheated a bit on the headline, in the words of Fred Armisen as Joy Behar – SO WHAT.  Continue reading “Three Of The “Kids” On Glee Are 30 Years Old”

Britney Spears Is 30 Years-Old Today!

In dog years, Britney Spears is officially 213 today. Weird that she doesn’t quite look it, maybe at 34 she’ll grow into it? Yes, our little shoeless sagittarius Louisiana fish fry is growing up. She’s not a girl, not yet a woman.

I actually have something to admit, I’m more than just a casual Britney Spears fan. In 1998 I heard a song (“…Baby One More Time”) that sounded like nothing I’d ever heard before. It had all the spice of one of those Swedish-produced boy-bands, but now I didn’t have to pick sides within a group.

Hmm the guy who looks like a rat or the one who dances like a dead grandpa. How about NEITHER. Now I could choose Britney Spears. Groups only last in rock music, everyone knows that.

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Beyonce Is Prego

Today Beyonce officially announced that she is in fact pregnant. She reportedly pointed and cupped her belly at the VMA Pre-Show AND before her performance of “Love On Top” she said,

“I want you to feel the love that’s growing inside me.”  (creepy)

Jay-Z And Kanye jumped all over the place… And later her agent confirmed the pregnancy to reporters.

This is her and Jay-Z’s first baby together. They were abruptly married in 2008 and have since led very normal lives as a duo, as normal as two of the biggest names in the industry can.

Rumors of Jay-Z’s infidelity have surfaced earlier this summer, somebody named Vashtie Kola claimed she was going to steal Jay away from Mrs. Beyonce Knowles. Sounds like an empty threat to me…

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30 Mermaids In Pop Culture

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 After watching Lady Gaga’s “You & I” video, and remembering the horrible animation sequence from Ke$ha’s “Your Love Is My Drug” in which she turns into the exact thing she smells the most like…

I wanted to make a fairly comprehensive list/slideshow of all the significant mermaids I could think of (and research) in pop culture.

Disney’s The Little Mermaid, sparked a craze in the late 80’s, one that grabbed our attention from then on… Therefore making me want to present you with a shit ton of mermaids, well, 28. Best I can do.

Let me know if I forgot anything. Besides the Cher/Christina Ricci/Winona Ryder movie from 1990 that is sadly not about mermaids, even though it’s amazing. I’m still hoping for mermaids to replace vampires as sexiest and most prevalent mythical creatures of 2011/2012.

[Up where they walk, up where they run…]

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