Happy Glittery Butter[fly] Birthday Mariah Carey!

Mariah Carey turned 42 today. Her first album ever, the self-titled debut that contained “Someday” and “Vision Of Love” was released 22 years ago, in 1990.

Since then we’ve seen her at her best and worst. Her pricey wedding to manager Tommy Mottola that supposedly included no less than 50 flower girls.

The millionth clue that her mental age doesn’t come close to matching her actual years on earth – the time she surprised Carson Daly on TRL, stripping and handing out ice cream to audience members.  Continue reading “Happy Glittery Butter[fly] Birthday Mariah Carey!”

Jennifer Aniston Finally Shows Signs Of Aging

Well, ONE sign of aging, also a sign that she’s never had cosmetic surgery besides a nose job.

I was examining this photo of Jen and Demi Moore, at an event in NYC, and I noticed that she actually has a forehead wrinkle!

One lone wrinkle, sitting upon her brow as if it were making a proud and distinct statement – “I am 42, and I look amazing. Here lies proof that I am a real person who ages gracefully, and need not dive face-first into botox needles.”

The same cannot be said for Demi Moore…

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