Jenny McCarthy Hired on as ‘The View’ Host, is Apparently Controversial

Jenny McCarthy son instagramSome are saying that Jenny McCarthy being hired onto The View to sit with Whoopi and Barbara and express opinions about culture and current events is controversial. She’s replacing adorably staunch Republican Elisabeth Hasslebeck, which is, in itself “controversial” if you really want to nitpick.

A bunch of “authorities” (because you know people back in the day went to college to one day discuss Jenny McCarthy joining a joint talk show in 2013) think ABC made a poor choice in the Playboy cover girl because of her stance on vaccinations. (Click here for more on that.)

Others may or may not find her dedication to talking about sex off-putting. Puh-lease. Have you seen The Talk? Those women are crazy in a good way and I can only assume The View is looking to mix it up and make it “fun” the way their competition over at CBS has.  Continue reading “Jenny McCarthy Hired on as ‘The View’ Host, is Apparently Controversial”

Trailer: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Now that the networks have saddened you by cancelling your favorite shows, they’re drying your tears with previews for new ones! One of the most buzzed-about is ABC’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…

The show centers around the secretive law-enforcement agency from the Marvel universe. You know, the people who assembled Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow and Hawkeye?
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Click for cast details, a boring photo, and links to other trailers…

‘The New Normal,’ ‘Go On’ and ‘Happy Endings’ Cancelled

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NBC just cancelled a large handful of shows to make room for a new lineup of other presumably crappy ones about vampires (Dracula), pirates (Crossbones) and Jesus freaks (Save Me).

Among the axed, Ryan Murphy’s The New Normal starring NeNe Leakes and Ellen Barkin, Go On with Matthew Perry, Jimmy Fallon’s Guys With Kids, Whitney, Smash, 1600 Penn with Jenna Elfman, and Up All Night starring Christina Applegate and Maya Rudolph.

Friday was not a good day for Elisha Cuthbert either, whose Happy Endings were cut short by ABC. (USA Network has expressed interest in picking it back up.)  Continue reading “‘The New Normal,’ ‘Go On’ and ‘Happy Endings’ Cancelled”

Can We Talk About ABC’s New Diving Show?

Celebrity diving showBecause of the success of Dancing With The Stars, ABC has disregarded the non-success of Fox’s 2012 celebrity diving show Stars in Danger (featuring JWoww, Antonio Sabato Jr. and Terrell Owens) with their own rendition, called Splash.

Based on a show of the same name in the UK on ITV starring olympian Tom Daley, America’s Splash has enlisted true talents like 40-year-old Baywatch boob juggler Nicole Eggert and professional corpse girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson.

Can you think of anything more boring than watching celebrities jump off a high dive? As children, this is something we fear more than losing teeth or going through puberty, but is that phobia enough to captivate a grown-up audience?

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‘Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23’ Stars Confirm Cancellation

Don't Trust the b 2013ABC’s sitcom about a party girl (Krysten Ritter), her best friend (James Van Der Beek), and new roommate (Dreama Walker) created by Nahnatchka Khan has been cancelled after two seasons.

The three stars confirmed the end of Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 on Twitter, with Van Der Beek writing“Sad to say ABC has pulled #Apt23 and will not be airing the 8 remaining episodes any time soon. Translation: we’ve basically been cancelled,” on the afternoon of Jan. 22.  Continue reading “‘Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23’ Stars Confirm Cancellation”

Obama [Finally] Supports Gay Marriage

Maybe I shouldn’t have so quickly condemned Obama‘s lack of initiative at a family dinner last month (word of advice: never say “balls” in front of your mom or brother).

Barack told ABC News that he officially is moving in support of gay marriage, something he was closed to during his first go at elections in 2008, opting instead for civil unions.

“At a certain point I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married,” he told Robin Roberts in a Good Morning America interview that will air later today.  Continue reading “Obama [Finally] Supports Gay Marriage”

‘Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23’ And Lena Dunham’s ‘Girls’ Are TV Gold

American Dad producer Nahnatchka Khan and Tiny Furniture writer/director Lena Dunham are the driving female forces behind two of the best new comedies of the past five years, ABC’s Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 and HBO’s Girls.

Don’t Trust The Bitch In Apt 23 stars Krysten Ritter and James Van Der Beek like you’ve never seen them. Ritter you may know as the drug-addicted girlfriend of Breaking Bad‘s Jesse Pinkman on. The role is more similar to the one she played in She’s Out Of My League, only twenty times more sarcastic and over the top.  Continue reading “‘Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23’ And Lena Dunham’s ‘Girls’ Are TV Gold”

Lady Gaga’s Thanksgiving Special Made Me Cry (For All The Wrong Reasons)

The Lady Gaga Thanksgiving special on ABC was, very surprising. Not because Lady Gaga wore strange and scandalous outfits or jumped in a mud puddle while licking a crucifix. It was surprising because it was so so…tame.

The high-budget affair, which aired from 9:30-11:00 p.m. averaged about 5.4 million viewers. Sadly things like Fox’s Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas special beat Ms. Germanotta who sang hits like “Born This Way,” “You And I,” “Edge Of Glory,” “Bad Romance,” “Hair” and “Marry The Night.” She also sang “White Christmas,” taking it upon herself to add a verse about a snowman to the classic.

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‘Charlie’s Angels’ Axed By ABC

Charlie’s Angels, starring Minka Kelly and Rachael Taylor and executive produced by Drew Barrymore, has been cancelled after the airing of only four episodes.

The cancellation of the 1970s remake starring Farah Fawcett (though the show was much more reminiscent of the films starring Barrymore, Diaz and Liu) was announced on Friday.

The cancellation definitely had something to do with terribly low ratings, since the premiere garnished a modest 8.7 million viewers.

Hopefully this encourages Minka Kelly to focus on film. I want more Lyla Garrity and non-kitten killer lady from The Roommate…

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Dancing With The “Stars” 2011 Cast

Today the supposed cast of ABC’s Dancing With The Stars was leaked to the public. I don’t watch the show, because the dancing isn’t quite bad enough (or good enough) to hold my attention.

I’d rather just see a bunch of youths doing backflips on America’s Best Dance Crew, because if I watch Dancing With The Stars I will be reminded of age, and nationwide embarrassment.

Light drumroll… the season 13 cast consists of:

Nancy Grace (Ohh I forgot to put HER on my witches slideshow!)
Ricki Lake (Y
ou was hot when? Ricki Lake. ((Nicki Minaj lyrics)
Ron Artest
(Nickname “Metta World Peace”)
Chaz Bono
(Cher’s son, neck-beard included)
David Arquette
(Screaming like Rocky, “Courtneyyy!!” Instead of “Adriann!”)
Kristin Cavalleri
(Her handbag is HUGE)
Rob Kardashian
(Wishes he wasn’t a Kardashian so he could fuck his sisters)
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Lady Gaga Really is A Man (For Her “You & I” Single)

Apparently I’m out of the loop. Lady Gaga has had a male alter-ego since September of last year, whom she calls “Jo Calderone.” Hmmm, Jo looks a lot like Al Pacino.

Lady Balls Balls tweeted the cover art for the “You & I” single cover art featuring the pop star in a very convincing drag getup. I saw it the other day briefly and wondered if it was Gaga’s new boyfriend or some artistic male inspiration of hers. Who knew.

It was revealed that the video for “You & I” will be released as Lady Gaga’s 1000th tweet, and she’s currently on 992, so it seems like that will probably be in a few weeks, who knows how long or short she wants to play that game for.

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Nicki Minaj’s Boob Fell Out On Good Morning America (Video/NSFW Pics Included!)

On yesterday’s taping of Good Morning America, Nicki Minaj, female MC of the year (because there aren’t any others) had kind of an actual Pink Friday.

It isn’t as shocking as the Janet Jackson nip slip really, and Ms. Minaj kind of made it funny by making one of her trademark crazy plastic barbie surprise faces when it happened, during the song “Where Dem Girls At.”

The video can be viewed on World Star Uncut.

Nicki has already suffered wardrobe malfunctions in the past, like during one of her Femme Fatale opener shows on June 23rd when her dress “broke.”

Maybe it was tired of being part of a cliche ploy to be one of the most eccentric, brightly-colored things in the world. Or maybe her booty is just the size of Saturn and the atmosphere imploded…

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