Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-08-12]

Acer laptop commercial has Megan Fox saving lobsters and talking to dolphins. (Kotaku)

Nicolas Cage has TWELVE films scheduled for 2013. (Grouchy Muffin)

Brother of Modern Family star says abuse allegations against his mother are bogus. (Us Weekly)

Lamar Odom still thinks he’s a Laker, not a Clipper. (Yahoo!)

Representative Gabrielle Giffords’ shooter gets seven life sentences. (TMZ)

Rihanna’s butt is on display because she wants it to be. (Evil Beet)

Oh nevermind. Miley Cyrus is only having one wedding, not 47. (Celebuzz)

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s new movie trailer for The Last Stand is here. (ohmyGAHH!)