Megan Fox Cares Too Much About Her Children to Make More Than 1 Movie a Year

Megan fox sons ellenMegan Fox is not as shallow as you may have once thought and cares much more about her two sons than her fans. During a chat with Parents magazine, Fox explained that due to an intense case of “mommy guilt,” her heart is no longer in bending over cars, puking black slime or having her boobs jiggled by Leslie Mann.

Really her only motivation to act is to pump up Bodhi and Noah’s college fund…

“I have to make one movie a year because I have to invest in their future and I have to be able to pay their way through college and be able to provide for them,” she said. “I’m looking for movies that will shoot in Los Angeles, for projects where I’m part of an ensemble so I can shoot in and out in 10-20 days. It’s all about trying to spend as little time away from my kids as possible.”

Any time she does crawl out of the baby rearin’ ether and into the spotlight, it’s to talk about babies. Ugh. Note the high-pitched squeal as she points at photosContinue reading “Megan Fox Cares Too Much About Her Children to Make More Than 1 Movie a Year”

Ronda Rousey Testing Acting Waters With ‘Expendables’ and ‘Fast & Furious’ Franchises

Ronda Rousey showtime fight posePowerhouse judo expert Ronda Rousey has a confirmed, reportedly NOT-small role in The Expendables 3 and another possible job in Fast and Furious 7, but has no plans to slow down her training for filming.

“I’m leaving soon, and I’m very fortunate that there’s going to be Victor Ortiz and Randy Couture and other fighter-type people there, and I’m going to be able to have my camp come and do everything, so I’m not going to break training for it at all,” Rousey told MMAjunkie.

The women’s UFC champ (7-0), scheduled to defend her title from fellow The Ultimate Fighter coach Miesha Tate in late December, joins the likes of wrestlers and MMA fighters turned-actors like “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Randy Couture, Oleg Taktarov and Gina Carano, who appeared in the prior Fast & Furious installment.

How do you think she’ll do? (It’s not her fault that both franchises are unoriginal piles of caca.)

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Megan Fox Pregnant AGAIN, Taking Another Hiatus From Acting?

Megan Fox April teenage mutant setMegan Fox is pregnant again. Just had her last churren less than a year ago, precisely 10 months and it’s like… why Megan, why!!? Do you want to pop ’em out quick so they can be close-in-age and relate to each other?

Was it kind of an accident like maybe you weren’t trying but you weren’t not trying and David Silver’s sperm is just really potent like fresh French cheese?

It’s fine. I ain’t mad atcha. But maybe next time, after the 12 months pass and the paparazzi are kind of over it and you have some semblance of privacy and the little guy or girl is done gnawing on your tits, you could possibly work on another good comedy like How To Lost Friends and Alienate People, Jennifer’s Body and This is 40, instead of more children? From her rep:

I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian. They are both very happy.

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Mary-Louise Parker May Quit Acting in the Near Future Because of Bitchy Internet Trolls

Mary-Louise-Parker red eventMary-Louise Parker says she’s “not really that into” acting anymore because of self-loathing gossip enthusiasts.

Hmmm. I wouldn’t know anything about that. I do know that I wouldn’t have much of anything that could be classified as “mean” to say about MLP. I mean, what? She’s a good actress, she seems intelligent, she’s pretty? OH NO.

I’m sure other people can find mean things to say like about her maybe not being a super young embryo anymore and that her character on Weeds was slightly slutty (so they probably make the massively stupid mistake of thinking she is in real life), and she sort of has crazy eyes.

Here’s a gaggle of quotes and reasons why she may quit acting, from News Corp Australia:

“I’m not really that into it anymore,” said the 48-year-old while promoting R.I.P.D. “I don’t know how many more movies I wanna do. I wouldn’t mind doing a TV show again, I’d like to do a couple more plays, but I’m almost done acting, I think.”  Continue reading “Mary-Louise Parker May Quit Acting in the Near Future Because of Bitchy Internet Trolls”

Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Earning $3,000 a Week For Disney’s ‘Maleficent’ Reboot

Vivienne Jolie PittI always knew that if I was going to have children, I’d have a whole Bekins truck full of ’em. At least enough to cover the offense and defense lines of the Edmonton Oilers or conduct in a band like The Jackson 5 or Selena y Los Dinos.

Spider-hand broodmother Angelina Jolie is no dummy either. After four long years of prestigious drama courses at Juliard, Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, born in 2008 as one-half of the most expensive twins in history, is ready for her acting debut.

The blonde, younger sister of Shiloh is set to star in Maleficent alongside Angelina, Elle Fanning, and Juno Temple. Siblings Pax and Zahara have been cast in smaller roles, with paychecks never exceeding Vivienne’s reported $3,000 per week.

The Time Shia LeBeouf Dropped Acid and Asked Evan Rachel Wood For Acting Tips

Evan Rachel Wood Shia LeBeouf SundanceDuring an interview with MTV at Sundance, Shia LeBeouf sat with his Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman co-star Evan Rachel Wood and talked about how he prepared for his role as a young American man who travels to Romania because the spirit of his recently deceased mother tells him to. In the sit-down, LeBeouf praises Evan’s acting and talks about the time he dropped acid in real-life so he’d know how to act it out in the film.

“There’s a technique that Evan has that I don’t know yet. When I was 10 and she was 10 I was in [inaudible] pie fights. When I was 13 she was in Thirteen. I’ve always looked up to Evan,” he told a reporter in Park City, UT.

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After An Exhausting Run, Leonardo DiCaprio is Taking a ‘Long, Long Break’ From Acting

Leonardo DiCaprio Django Unchained eventAfter working back-to-back with Tarantino, Luhrmann and Scorsese on Django Unchained, The Great Gatsby and The Wolf On Wall Street, Leonardo DiCaprio will be putting some space between him and his craft.

“I am a bit exhausted. I’m now going to take a long, long break. I shot three films in two years and I’m just worn out,” DiCaprio told the German tabloid magazine Bild.

Leo, who said that he was “almost sick” when he read his character’s lines in the Django Unchained script, clarified that he would not be in hiding for his “break,” which will involve him improving the world and doing good for the environment.  Continue reading “After An Exhausting Run, Leonardo DiCaprio is Taking a ‘Long, Long Break’ From Acting”

Christina Aguilera Says The Haterade-Drinkin’ Bloggers Are From ‘Buttfuck, Wherever’

During a film and TV conference, Christina Aguilera made a biting comment about the internet’s opinion of her.

“Now everyone is a critic. I don’t read blogs. It’s just God-knows-who in Buttfuck, wherever writing hate shit,” Aguilera said. “You can’t take it seriously. I’m sure you’ve all been hated on at some point by buttfuck people.”

Now this is a Christina I can get on board with. Swearing up a storm, connecting favorite adult swears (“fuck”) with words that make children laugh (“butt”) and throwing a “shit” in for good measure.  Continue reading “Christina Aguilera Says The Haterade-Drinkin’ Bloggers Are From ‘Buttfuck, Wherever’”

Lady Gaga Will Make Acting Debut In ‘Machete Kills’ (If Lindsay Can Do It, So Can She)

Lady Gaga will make her acting debut in the sequel to Robert Rodriguez’s 2010 grindhouse masterpiece, Machete as “La Chameleón.” It is what I consider a perfect movie for any emerging actress to debut in. In fact, it seems especially fitting for her…

Like its predecessorMachete Kills will be all about the kitschy theatricality.

Theatricality, something Gaga knows a lot about (see the videos for “Paparazzi,” and “Telephone”). On Wednesday the superstar mother of non-dragon monsters Tweeted:

“Yes its true, I will be making my debut as an actress ln the amazing MACHETE KILLS BY @RODRIGUEZ IM SO EXCITED!!! AH! Filming was insane.”

The movie, due 2013, reportedly co-stars Mel Gibson, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, and Vanessa Hudgens. Lindsay Lohan, who had a topless supporting role in the original, is not returning.

Look Academy, You Almost Nominated A Katy Perry Movie

It has been revealed that Katy Perry was almost in The Help, a movie that was wrongly nominated in all three Oscar categories – Best Picture, Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress.

Perry told Teen Vogue“There was a time when I was going to be involved in The Help. Just a small part, I wasn’t going to be Emma Stone or anything, but I couldn’t because the shooting schedule conflicted with the release of my record.”

“I was upset about that. I knew it was going to be an important film. Not that I need to do drama first, but I do want to do something that makes a strong impression.”

I personally got too involved in caring about the Academy Awards this year and was particularly perturbed by The Help, which was a fine movie but not award-winning material. (I didn’t think The Social Network was either)  Continue reading “Look Academy, You Almost Nominated A Katy Perry Movie”

Will Robert Pattinson And David Cronenberg’s ‘Cosmopolis’ Lay Twilight To Rest?

There’s an official nudity-heavy teaser trailer for Robert Pattinson’s latest movie, Cosmopolis.

 It is directed by David Cronenberg (The Fly, Eastern Promises) and co-stars Jay Baruchel, Samantha Morton, Paul Giamatti and Juliette Binoche.

The movie is based on Don Delillo’s novel about Eric Packer, a 28 year-old millionaire who is being pursued by two threats and begins to lose his fortune on his adventures within a day in Manhattan.

It does have one thing in common with Twilight, it’s filmed in Canada. Toronto, to be exact. “I’ve never shot a foot of film in the U.S., even though a lot of my movies are set there,” Cronenberg told students during a lecture at Queens University.  Continue reading “Will Robert Pattinson And David Cronenberg’s ‘Cosmopolis’ Lay Twilight To Rest?”

No More CW Soaps [Or Soap] For Taylor Momsen

Child/teen actress Taylor Momsen has officially given up acting, or so she says. After being being asked if she’d return to her career as a master of the dramatic arts former Cindy Lou Who/Gossip Girl Jenny Humphrey told HollyScoop.com:

“Fuck no! Never! I am done, done, done. It’s good to finally be able to focus on music and not have to work on ten jobs at once.”  Continue reading “No More CW Soaps [Or Soap] For Taylor Momsen”