10 Sexy Photos of MenKind’s ‘Least Sexy Actresses’

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British men who aren’t Robert Pattinson voted Kristen Stewart the “least sexy actress” in Hollywood along with Lindsay Lohan, Uma Thurman, Sarah Jessica Parker and other unfortunate souls.

I’ve always thought Kristen Stewart was sexy in that dirty-pile-of-laundry, hang-you-from-the-ceiling-and-whip-you-with-butt-plugs type of way.

But clearly I’m not a man from England and my opinion is more meaningless than MenKind’s list.

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Director Compares Lindsay Lohan To Faye Dunaway, Rita Hayworth, And Shelley Winters

So, when I think of the word “blasphemy” I imagine some director comparing Lindsay Lohan to several highly respected classic actresses.

And that’s exactly what happened when Paul Schrader described her work in his new film The Canyons, which is about “the dangers of sexual obsession and ambition.”

From the movie’s Facebook page:

“Seven days in, first full week completed. Lindsay Lohan is a huge fan of Hollywood glamour and performances from the Golden Era. Working with her every day on varied scenes I’ve been making a mental checklist of classic movie performances she’s touched upon.”  Continue reading “Director Compares Lindsay Lohan To Faye Dunaway, Rita Hayworth, And Shelley Winters”

60 Gigantically Tall Celebrities

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Here is it 40 women over the height of 5’7,” poor things were probably called hermaphrodites over the duration of their lives.

Oh and the men? Over 6’2,” towering over women, picking them up and throwing them into caves like horny goliaths…

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Celebs With Fucked Up Teeth

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As a fellow fucked-up teeth/tooth alumni, I admire celebrities (mostly) who can rock some slightly odd teeth.

I’m also a fan of at least half these people, especially Kristin Stewart, David Letterman, Mischa Barton, Freddie Mercury, Anna Paquin, Morgan Freeman and Keira Knightley…

But oi, I am not gonna ignore the fact that their teeth are a little sketchy. Regardless, rock that crooked grin, with your gaps, Chiclets, wolf teeth (Avril), or lack thereof!

[Show me your teeth]