Adam Sandler Will Still Love Drew Barrymore When Her Boobs ‘Touch The Floor’

Adam Sandler Drew Barrymore tonight showThis generation’s g-spot crowd-pleaser, Jimmy Fallon, has been getting especially good guests since his switch from Late Night to The Tonight Show.

Following “Ew” with Michelle Obama and Will Ferrell (in drag) and History of Rap 5 with Justin Timberlake, Jimmy brought together Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore – who played lovers in The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates and Blended, set to release later this year – for a duet.

Barrymore and an adorably sloppy Sandler serenade each other in the “Every 10 Years Song,” and it’s super sweet considering Adam references her boobs and his boner.

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Chris Rock Isn’t Talking About Popularity or Weight When He Says ADAM SANDLER IS HUGE

Adam Sandler penisIn a brief, impromptu interview with Chris Rock on Tuesday, June 18, Howard Stern asked about his own penis size and the size of his Grown Ups 2 co-star Adam Sandler.

Backstory: the line of questioning began because Rock was sitting next to Jonah Falcon, the world’s most well-endowed man, TSA menace and singer of “It’s Too Big.”

“It’s pretty big,” Rock stated. “When we were younger at SNL, Sandler and Farley would just whip out their d*cks all the time.”

Tommy Boy star Chris Farley, who died of a cocaine and morphine overdose in 1997, would humorously trick and his Saturday Night Live co-stars into looking at his junk, à la Waiting.

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Adam Sandler’s ‘Jack And Jill’ Reviews Are A Drag

On Friday, Adam Sandler’s latest comedy Jack And Jill wasn’t an easy over-the-top pill to swallow. In fact, the previews for the film featuring Sandler as himself and as his own sister, were more Scary Movie or SNL skit/spoof than reality.

Rotten Tomatoes had Jack And Jill receiving a 0% rating the day it came out, and later a 3% with critics saying things like “More than 24 hours has passed since I watched the new Adam Sandler movie Jack and Jill and I am still dead inside.” (And that’s from Time Magazine)

Brian Orndorf said, “I’m not even sure this qualifies as a real movie,” with Rene Rodriguez of the Miami Herald interjecting, “Left to his own devices, Sandler reverts to his worst, laziest habits.” Key words from ALL reviewers = BAD, SWILL, UNFUNNY and SAD.

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