Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-30-12]

Anne Hathaway is a married woman. (Celebuzz)

Street Fighter spoof  “Real fighter II” is hilarious and true. (G4)

Jessica Simpson‘s doctors rejected her requests of lap band surgery, twice. (Radar)

Stop having babies! There may be a diaper shortage. (World News)

Dracula and Leatherface scared the crap out of Selena Gomez. (Too Fab)

New bottomless Kate Middleton photos surface. (E! Online)

California is first state to ban humiliating gay therapy techniques. (Jezebel)

Listen to Lana Del Rey‘s “Burning Desire” and watch her Jaguar ad. (Stereogum)

LeAnn Rimes is done with rehab stuff, for now. (Evil Beet)