Lady Gaga is the Fro’d Out Lovechild of Tim Curry and Marisa Tomei

Lady Gaga afroThis is a Lady Gaga update for all the people who do not need or want one and were hoping she’d evaporated into the cold dark sperm-soaked ether she came from… SO much is new with Lady Gaga. Like, uh, her CD – the one with no tolerable songs besides “Applause” – is 7 months old and, she has a dog. And an afro!

There she is waving on the streets of New York like “Hi, I’m totally pleased to announce that I’ve been cast as Dr. Frank-N-Furter in an off-off Broadway production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”

This look can be achieved after back-to-back viewings of Grease and My Cousin Vinny, plus one tube of Dollar Tree lipstick and zero point zero ounces of shame.  Continue reading “Lady Gaga is the Fro’d Out Lovechild of Tim Curry and Marisa Tomei”

Outkast’s André 3000 As Jimi Hendrix

The Jimi Hendrix movie titled All Is By My Side, starring Andre Benjamin “3000” looks to be underway. Photos of him dressed in a flamboyant yellow and brown chest-baring shirt and red flares were taken last weekend on the set in Ireland.

Nobody knows if the film has approval from the Hendrix estate to use original hits like “Foxy Lady” and “Purple Haze” or if Andre will cover them himself for the soundtrack.

The John Ridley-directed biopic also stars Hayley Atwell (Captain America) and Imogen Poots (28 Weeks Later).

Cher’s Hair Is Taller Than Chaz Bono

Cher shocked attendees at the GLAAD’s 23rd Annual Media Awards on Saturday when she stood next to her 5’5″ son, Chaz Bono rocking a gigantic Tamara Dobson-worthy afro. (Google her)

Maybe for Cher height hair equals the amount of support and pride she’s feeling inside?

#CherFro equals happiness.

Ms. Sarkisian (original last name) surprised the crowd when she put her chap-knitting hobby aside for one night to present Chaz with the Stephen F. Kolzak Award.

This award is handed out annually to an openly LBGT celeb for helping to eliminate homophobia in some way. The book Transition: The Story Of How I Became A Man and an appearance on the highly successful show Dancing With The Stars certainly qualifies.

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Shirley Manson Shows Off Her Stylish Mind

I never thought I’d be posting pictures of my favorite female rock icon looking like a pasty, lace-covered Joan Pringle on my own personal gossip website, but here I am, and there she is.

“DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK, SHIRLEY MANSON IS A CLASSIC” is a tagline more to my liking than the usual “Garbage is still around?” Or “yeah I had their record when I was 15 and depressed. It was pretty good.”

2005’s Bleed Like Me was the last Garbage album but a fresh one is finally coming this year in the springtime. To me, she is ready to continue her reign, not resume it. In the latest issue of V Magazine she discusses music, her childhood and of course her own views on fashion.

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Angelina Jolie Was A Child Nun (And Afro-Orc)

Thank you Snakkle.com for digging up this unusual look at Angelina Jolie as a human being. A 12 year-old human girl in a nun’s habit in 1987 to be exact, singing none other than “New York, New York.”

Other songs include “Purple Rain” with Angie in a sombrero and “Stand By Me” in which she dons a wig complete with misaligned bozo ears.

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2012 World Records For Longest Nails, Afro and Tongue!

The Guinness Book Of World Records is usually just a book of records from people who tried something first, something too crazy to ever be uncontested.

Though sometimes, there are interesting records in there, things about music or book sales OR people with bizarre body parts, or extensions of body parts. (Not peens, pervs)…

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