Katie Couric Dodges Larry King Sex Bullet

Katie Couric Larry King kissFollowing Jennifer Lawrence’s lopsided boob story on Jimmy Kimmel, Katie Couric described her epic “date” with Larry King, who is 23 years her senior.

Katie, who was about 30 at the time, had dinner with Larry and noticed afterwards that he was driving towards his place and not hers.

“And I’m like, Dear Cosmo, what do I do?” Couric told Kimmel on Thursday, Jan. 31. “I’m in this crisis situation. I was only 30. I just could not figure out how to extricate myself from it.”

Back at his apartment, which was filled with coffins and other ancient relics, Larry “lunged” for a kiss, but was rejected by a laughing Katie, who kindly told him he was nice and interesting, but she would rather meet someone closer to her age.

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Carly Rae Jepsen Is 26 Years Old?!

I really have nothing to say beyond the headline. Carly Rae Jepsen is my age exactly and is either a genius marketer who took songwriting notes from Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift’s people, or a woman with a regressing mental age.

She’s Canadian (a bonus, in my mind) with an EP, Tug of War, from 2008 in her vault. It was of course the recent hit “Call Me Maybe,” which she co-wrote, that propelled her into insane levels of success.

I was really surprised to find that she wasn’t around 19 years old, is anyone else? Or am I just being a stiff nitpicking codger for the millionth time? The song seems a little immature but that doesn’t stop it from never ever leaving your head. It’s like that black goo in Prometheus.  Continue reading “Carly Rae Jepsen Is 26 Years Old?!”

Cher’s Mom Is Pretty Hot

Cher posted a photo of her and her 86 year-old mother, Georgia Holt on Twitter right before meeting president Obama at a LBGT fundraiser at the Beverly Wilshire.

Let me just say, what a hot grandma. I can only hope to look 30% as good as her in 60 years.

Did Jane Fonda and Betty White open a spa at an undisclosed location where they sacrifice babies and eat peasants in a bathtub full of milk like Charlize in Snow White?

I demand answers, and so does Obama. Apparently the president playfully asked about her Holt’s diet after Cher told him that she’s 86.

According to the Tweet, Barack said, “Georgia,tell me what u eat.”

John Mayer Was Utterly ‘Humiliated’ By A Taylor Swift Song, Wimp Status: Confirmed (Still)

John Mayer told Rolling Stone that the song Taylor Swift wrote about him, 2010’s “Dear John,” made him feel like fly-covered shit.

“It made me feel terrible” he told the magazine“Because I didn’t deserve it. I’m pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do.”

“I was really caught off-guard, and it really humiliated me at a time when I’d already been dressed down.”

“I mean, how would you feel if, at the lowest you’ve ever been, someone kicked you even lower?”  Continue reading “John Mayer Was Utterly ‘Humiliated’ By A Taylor Swift Song, Wimp Status: Confirmed (Still)”

Jennifer Aniston Finally Shows Signs Of Aging

Well, ONE sign of aging, also a sign that she’s never had cosmetic surgery besides a nose job.

I was examining this photo of Jen and Demi Moore, at an event in NYC, and I noticed that she actually has a forehead wrinkle!

One lone wrinkle, sitting upon her brow as if it were making a proud and distinct statement – “I am 42, and I look amazing. Here lies proof that I am a real person who ages gracefully, and need not dive face-first into botox needles.”

The same cannot be said for Demi Moore…

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Spartacus Star Andy Whitfield (July 17, 1972 – September 11, 2011)

Andy Whitfield, 39, a fairly unknown actor before being cast on the hit Starz show Spartacus: Blood And Sandpassed away yesterday morning in Sydney, Australia.

The athletic Wales-native left the show for a hiatus after being diagnosed with non-Hodgkin Lymphoma, while the creators worked on a brief prequel to Blood And Sand called Spartacus: Gods Of The Arena, focusing on some of the core characters, sans Whitfield.

Whitfield would have come back for a second full season if he hadn’t received the terrible news in March of 2010 that his cancer had reappeared. Nobody but his family really knew the details of his health previously, so his death comes as a huge shock…  Continue reading “Spartacus Star Andy Whitfield (July 17, 1972 – September 11, 2011)”

Happy Birthday, Freddie Mercury!

The prolific British frontman for Queen who died just four years after he was diagnosed with aids in 1987, would have been 65 years-old today!

Freddie was the voice behind “Bohemian Rhapsody,” “We Will Rock You” and “Crazy Little Thing Called Love,” not to mention “Radio Ga Ga,” the root of Lady Gaga’s moniker.

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Opposites Attract Marriage Alert (Amber Tamblyn Edition)

28 year old Amber Tamblyn (Joan Of Arcadia, Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants) is engaged!

Semi-reliable source US Weekly reported that Tamblyn and comedian David Cross, 47, are engaged, to each other. It happened a few weeks ago, but was only recently confirmed by Tamblyn’s rep. Neither of them have ever been married before.

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Who The Hell is That Guy On The RHCP Rolling Stone Cover?

Fans of The Red Hot Chili Peppers know it’s certainly not John Frusciante, who left the band in late 2009, it’s their new lead guitarist, Josh Klinghoffer.

Klinghoffer looks extremely out of place on the Rolling Stone cover, and with the band in general, since he’s 31 years old, looks 24, with a creepy Tarantino-esque grin, he seems like he’d belong in a group like Modest Mouse.

Singer Anthony Kiedis, bassist Flea and Will Ferrell lookalike/drummer Chad Smith are all just under 50 years old. (48,48 and 49)

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Happy 53rd Birthday Madonna! (Have Fun Being A Succubus)

On this day, in 1958, pop music royalty was spawned in the relatively small town of Bay City, Michigan. Madonna Louise Ciccone, one of only five people in this hierarchy, joining her in the 80’s was Michael Jackson as undisputed king of pop until his death in 2009. Britney Spears as princess of pop from 1998-present and Justin Timberlake as prince, in’N Sync format then solo, from 1997-present AND Lady Gaga as the new queen of pop? Or co-headlining princess.

Either way, Madonna’s no spring chicken. Even years of yoga, vegan diet and sleeping in a plastic coffin filled with lotion (As former husband Guy Ritchie reported) she is starting to look her age, well, within 7 years of it.

Like a hot blonde granny with muscles?

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ANTM “All-Star” Cast Revealed

Tyra ran out of ideas for America’s Next Top Model, and who can blame her after 16 seasons/cycles of the show. I was kind of hoping she’d do an ANTM with all male models, or bring back Janice Dickinson as a judge but instead she’s decided to compile a group of previous contestants.

She’s chosen 14 “fan favorites” from past cycles and lumped them together to cough get ratings cough cough I mean, compete…

  • Shannon Stewart, 27 (Cycle 1) 2nd place
  • Camille McDonald, 33 (Cycle 2) 5th place
  • Brittany Brower, 29 (Cycle 4) 4th place
  • Lisa D’Amanto, 30 (Cycle 5) 6th place
  • Bre Scullark, 26 (Cycle 5) 3rd place
  • Bianca Golden, 22 (Cycle 9) 4th place
  • Dominique Reighard, 27 (Cycle 10) 4th place
  • Isis King, 25 (Cycle 11) 10th place
  • Sheena Sakai, 24 (Cycle 11) 6th place
  • Allison Harvard, 23 (Cycle 12) 2nd place
  • Laura Kirkpatrick, 22 (Cycle 13)
  • Angelea Preston, 25 (Cycle 14) tied for 3rd/4th place
  • Kayla Ferrel, 20 (Cycle 15) tied for 3rd/4th place
  • Alexandria Everett, 22 (Cycle 16) 4th place

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