Pre-Teen Metal Fan Scares the Crap Out of Heidi Klum and Mel B.

little metal girl america's got talentWhat’s better than a six-year-old girl singing an original song called “Zombie Skin” on national television? Almost nothing.

Except maybe a six-year-old girl looking all cute and innocent and then scaring the blonde German crap out of Heidi Klum and Scary Spice with her original song called “Zombie Skin” as Howard Stern throws up the the horns as if he were at a Metallica concert.

That’s exactly what happened on Tuesday’s episode of America’s Got Talent when tiny Aaralyn and her 9-year-old brother took the stage.

Pretty much the best thing ever when she started singing and Mel B. was all like:  Continue reading “Pre-Teen Metal Fan Scares the Crap Out of Heidi Klum and Mel B.”

Comedian Melinda Hill Gets No Laughs On ‘America’s Got Talent,’ Performed Same Jokes On Ferguson Four Years Ago (With Laughs)

I don’t agree with the use of the word “talent” in the title “America’s Got Talent,” let alone America’s opinion or the judges. Usually I agree with Howard Stern, except in the case of comedian Melinda Hill, who bombed horribly on Tuesday’s YouTube auditions.

When I say bombed I mean that the crowd was more silent than if Daniel Tosh performed at a charity for RAINN.

The judges critique was along the lines of her needing different material. But it was also mentioned that her videos on YouTube were much funnier than her set on AGT.

I researched these supposedly hilarious videos (I already liked her jokes on America’s Got Talent) and found that she was on The Late Late Show with very similar material, getting laughs.  Continue reading “Comedian Melinda Hill Gets No Laughs On ‘America’s Got Talent,’ Performed Same Jokes On Ferguson Four Years Ago (With Laughs)”

Sharon Leaving AGT Because NBC’s ‘Stars Earn Stripes’ Rejected Jack Osbourne

Sharon Osbourne was suspected to be leaving NBC America’s Got Talent last week after she tweeted to fellow judge Howard Stern “My darling @HowardStern, money is not the reason I’m not returning to @nbcagt, it’s because…”

Well, now we know the “because.”

The celebrity military competition show Stars Earn Stripes, also on NBC, turned down her son Jack because the “rigors of the show were too intense for him,” (because of his multiple sclerosis) according to the producer.

“I just can’t be fake, It’s discrimination, and it was badly handled,” she told the NY Post. “It’s time to move one. They can’t make me do something I don’t want to do, all they can do is stop me from being a judge on another network for five years.”  Continue reading “Sharon Leaving AGT Because NBC’s ‘Stars Earn Stripes’ Rejected Jack Osbourne”