Chris Kattan Stumbles Like a Bad SNL Sketch Prior to DUI Arrest

Chris Kattan mugshot DUIChris Kattan, lovable comedic actor and former Saturday Night Live cast member Chris Kattan (Mr. Peepers, Mango, Doug Butabi from A Night at the Roxbury) was arrested for hitting a parked car last week, and TMZ has a video of him a few hours prior wobbling around an airplane like he just watched back-to-back showings of Gravity at IMAX.

An utterly harmless 5’6″ Kattan, who admitted to taking prescription drugs and was reportedly seen “weaving all over the roadway at slow speeds” tweeted that he was more tired than high.

“I just got back from a 15 hour flight after touring out of the country. I was exhausted. The police were so kind. I’m lucky nobody was hurt,” he said, channelling his inner Canadian.

Rihanna Flies Fans and Press Around The Globe for ‘777 Tour,’ is Generous With In-Flight Alcohol

Holy snakeskin boots on a plane! Flying with Rihanna is exactly what you’d expect. She gets on the intercom to amp up the passengers, personally funnels Courvoisier and Tamales into your throat and cranks up the subwoofers.

For her new [Boeing] 777 Tour (hashtag RihannaPlane), the queen of bright shining diamonds is flying 250 fans and members of the press, who have been not been shy about Tweeting and Instagramming the results, around the world to seven countries.

Kicking off in Mexico City with meal choices of tacos and tamales and mandatory tequila, Rihanna reportedly has goodie bags with Nude perfume, plays Unapologetic on a sound system at the back of the plane, and walks down the aisles making her fans swoon, getting her picture taken and offering champagne.

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Octomom Fights Virgin

Ok so the title is a bit misleading, but it’s way more entertaining. Nadya Suleman (why do I hate to say that name, it just doesn’t flow on your tongue, it feels like saying “sour sardine”), gets on a Virgin airline flight and is apparently ganged up on by several of the female flight attendants.

I think she is likely used to the gang thing….cough cough we’re talking about Octomom; however she is saddened by this altercation and has vowed NEVER to take a Virgin airline flight again.

Octo-mom’s manager, Gina Rodriguez, claims the evil staff made them change seats, didn’t give them complimentary drinks and were seen (get this) laughing at them! OMG!

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Gary Busey Trampled A Woman In Tulsa

According to a recent lawsuit, Gary Busey got drunk and slammed into a 57 year-old woman named Carla Loeffler at Tulsa International Airport in Oklahoma.

The woman, Carla Loeffler, claims that Busey was in a hurry to board his plane and rammed into her shoulder, knocking her to the ground while she was waiting in line.

The lawsuit was filed in L.A. County Superior Court, and states that Busey was busy drinking at the bar, waited till the last minute, then attempted to cut in line in front of the “victim,” thus bumping into her and causing her to sustain injuries which she is now suing him for.

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