Honey Boo Slaps Dr. Drew, Falls Asleep, Says She ‘Hates’ Her Fans

Extra grumpy Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child star Alana Thompson has been making the rounds on talks shows and every time it’s the same thing: her mother trying and failing to conduct the interview while she (Alana) makes noises, looks around, and flaps her arms.

People have been wondering if the fame is getting to her, when really you can blame TLC’s editing. Child who is famous for her hyperactivity goes on Jimmy Kimmel with the attention span of… a seven-year-old.

Do you like being on TV?: “NO!” answers Thompson, “Fans come up to me and I hate it.”

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‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Kid Gets TLC Spinoff Show ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’

I never watched Toddlers & Tiaras, for the obvious reasons. Not only is it about child beauty pageants, but it’s a one of the strongest examples of society aging children with makeup, ball gowns and bikinis. And, what do we know about this?

The more you encourage children to grow up, the higher the odds that they will become regretful teen parents to more children with the attention span of mice and an inclination to repeat the vicious prostitot cycle.

The parents are usually to blame. And that applies to the new show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

I don’t blame 6-year-old Alana Thompson. But, upon watching the promo, I don’t know if I can blame her mother (June) and father (“Sugar Bear”) either.  Continue reading “‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Kid Gets TLC Spinoff Show ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’”