How To Make Your Own Four Loko

Four Loko, the caffeinated malt beverage sometimes known as “Blackout In A Can,” was recalled after one student at CWU nearly died and several others became so intoxicated that investigators thought they overdosed on hardcore drugs.

Once put back on the shelves, the drink was modified to no longer include caffeine, guarana and taurine, three of the drink’s “four” ingredients, the fourth being alcohol.

A few weeks before the original Phusion Projects item was removed from stores, young enthusiasts nationwide began grabbing the stuff by the armful to sell on Ebay and Craigslist for nearly $20.00 a can.

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Daniel Radcliffe’s Alcoholic Harry Potter Antics

During his promotional tour for The Woman In Black, which, by the way, doesn’t have enough backstory for a movie with that title, Daniel Radcliffe admitted to being drunk during certain Harry Potter filming sessions.

During a sit down with Heat Magazine, the interviewer hinted that perhaps at his age it’s normal to drink too much, to which Radcliffe responded,

“People with problems like that are very adept at hiding it. It was bad. I don’t want to go into details but I drank a lot and it was daily – I mean nightly. I can honestly say I never drank at work on Harry Potter. I went into work still drunk, but I never drank at work.”

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Now Get Wired AND Drunk At Starbucks

When you think of alcohol finally being served at Starbucks, I bet you thought of a nice steamy caramel macchiato with two shots of Bailey’s, well too bad, all you’re getting is beer, wine and cheese.

Yes just one day after I wrote about the boxy fun of a drive-through in Washington made of wacky shipping crates I’m telling you that the coffee company is adding non-hard alcohol to their menu. By the end of 2012 they hope for 25 of their chains to serve spirits.

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Lindsay Got Her Teeth Fixed, Addictions Still Prevalent

After showing up to the Saint’s Row: The Third premiere a few weeks ago in L.A. with cavity-ridden teeth the color of what’d you find inside a campground Honey Bucket, we all wondered why Lindsay hadn’t paid to fix the damn things.

And guess what? She did fix them! She probably read my Lohan candy corn mouth article and realized that I was trying to tell her something.

She must have missed my other articles where I berated her for drinking like Tony Soprano and smoking more cigarettes than The Marlboro man, rest his soul.

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Darrell Hammond Reveals Crack Addiction During SNL Years, In Memoir

Former Saturday Night Live alumni and genius Clinton/Connery/Trump impersonator Darrell Hammond has written a book called “God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m Fucked: Tales of Stand-Up, ‘Saturday Night Live’ and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.”

In said book, due November 8th, Hammond let out many sordid and surprising details. Everything from alcoholism, to crack/cocaine addiction to self-injury.

“I kept a pint of Remy in my desk at work, the drinking calmed my nerves and quieted the disturbing images that sprang into my head…when drinking didn’t work, I cut myself.”

He indicates that the problems stemmed from his relationship with his mother. He told CNN:

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