Abbie Cornish Is Charlize Theron, Sometimes

I have a confession. I watched Madonna’s W.E. and liked it. My friend forced me to, insisting that it was really good (he also got me to like John Carter). After hearing that it was a steaming pile of zoo waste, I was surprised to actually enjoy it.

I paid attention, quite a rarity. I also found myself thinking ‘Wow, I didn’t know Charlize Theron was in this.’ Then in true crazy person form I corrected myself, knowing all along that it was Stop-Loss’ Abbie Cornish.

You know her, she’s the one who [allegedly] ruined Ryan Phillippe’s marriage. I wanted to be all #TeamReese #KillCornish or whatever but I actually like her and think she’s a decent actress.

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Jermaine Paul Is Too Much Like Javier Colon

Another champion of The Voice was crowned on Tuesday and, as was true with season one, the other contestants proved far more interesting than the winner. Season one’s Javier Colon and Jermaine Paul have far too much in common…

I’m not just talking about the fact that they’re both black, Jamar Rogers could have won (though Juliet Simms ending up representing team Cee Lo) and would have had nothing in common with Paul. The two winners being men with similar tones, styles, range and song choices has everything to do with it. Excellent singers but boring as all hell.  Continue reading “Jermaine Paul Is Too Much Like Javier Colon”

New From Jessie J – “Domino” (Katy Perry Much?)

A new song from 23-year-old British songtress Jessie J (who performed on SNL in March) has been released onto YouTube and other avenues. It has been confirmed as her second US single, and fourth worldwide.

It is NOT a song from her debut, Who Are You, so I dunno how that works. The track, “Domino” was produced by Dr. Luke (who has worked with Katy Perry, Britney Spears and Ke$ha) and sounds an awful like Perry’s “Teenage Dream.”

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