Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-19-12]

PSY teams up with MC Hammer at AMAs for “2 Legit 2 Gangnam Style” mash-up. (Billboard)

After a long day of work, Ke$ha says fuck it, relaxes at the strip club. (Evil Beet)

Anderson Cooper shook by explosion in Gaza, was merely the largest “in the past hour.” (Pajiba)

Don’t flatter Anthony Hopkins. It’s disgusting. (Huffington Post)

CNN and Piers Morgan show photo of sexy drag queen instead of Whitney Houston. (TMZ)

Porn star James Deen says the Lohan PAPARAZZI aren’t respectful?? (ohmyGAHH!)

Brandon Roy scheduled for 7th knee surgery, is probably done with basketball forever. (Deadspin)

2012 American Music Awards Fashion Mavens and Bombs

Prints were big at the 40th Annual American Music Awards last night.

Stacy Keibler, Jordin Sparks (Joan Rivers will have a lot to say about that one), Kelly Rowland and Gwen Stefani all wore similar printed patterns made from recycled cabin rugs.  Continue reading “2012 American Music Awards Fashion Mavens and Bombs”

Sophia Grace And Rosie Meet Rihanna, Conduct AMA Red Carpet Interviews

I really don’t normally like children, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. They usually melt my heart about as much as an infomercial for sharpened Wolfgang Puck signature knives BUT these two, they’re just so cute, and British.

Yes, I blame it on their accents and lack of American stupidity. When Essex native Sophia and her “hypelady” Rosie, sat down with Ellen after meeting Rihanna they explained that it was very brave of her to pick them both up,

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Jennifer Lopez Went Cray Cray At The AMAs

I think J-Lo figured thar since Lady Gaga wasn’t at the American Music Awards, she had to fill her shoes and inject her performance with random, loud and memorably over-the-top puzzle pieces to make up her medley of “Papi” and “On The Floor.”

First she sang a tiny bit of the ballad “Until It Beats No More,” tricking the audience into thinking she was going to cry, then poof, her clothes flew off. Covered in nothing but dangling flesh-covered strings, J-Lo serenaded us with her biggest hits of 2011.

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Did You Not See Nicki Minaj’s Fanta Jugs The First Time?

Well here they are again, hanging out for the 2011 AMA’s announcements at JW Marriott in L.A. with Pitbull. Partial flapjack exposure, no extra pizza toppings like on Good Morning America.

When was the exact moment that it became okay to wear a bra to a press conference? Even if it isn’t the most serious event in the world, and I’m certainly no prude, hmm she is clearly stoned as well.

I’ll tell you when it happened – when Lady Gaga hit the scene wearing spandex swimsuits and putting her face in bird nests while attempting to steal eggs from innocent mother sparrows.

Remember when celebrities would only dress up when they were onstage? In real life they were semi-regular people? Now they are THAT crazy and brave all the time. Thanks for that, Lady Balls Balls…

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And The 2011 American Music Award Nominees Are…

The 39th annual American Music Award nominees were announced yesterday with Pitbull and Katy Perry slated to perform.

Adele leads in nominations with four and Lady Gaga, Lil’ Wayne, The Band Perry, Katy Perry, Rihanna and Taylor Swift all earning three…

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