I Watched Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ Video So You Don’t Have To…

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On behalf of everyone, I would like to proclaim that I watched all of Nicki Minaj‘s new music video, which is “Baby Got Back” with a different title and a verse about a dude named Michael with a “dick bigger than a tower” who tossed her salad “like his name Romaine.” 
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Michael and this other guy Troy love that she’s down to bang in a car and that she eats breakfast lunch and dinner because, as you can tell from the salad references and slow-motion banana peeling, she’s very health conscious.

As with all things Nicki Minaj, it all boils down to the ass, and this is definitely the most assalicious song of Nicki’s. (“Dance A$$” doesn’t count if we’re being technical.)

The video is just an excuse for Nicki and other self-proclaimed big bootied hoes to twerk.

All twerk and no play / twerking hard or hardly twerking?

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Set Your DVRs – ‘Piranhaconda’ Is Coming To SyFy!

The SyFy channel never fails to disappoint. They’re very reliable in that they always know the exact formula for making shitatiously bad original movies that are simply so-bad-they’re… Well, bad.

In the past, they’ve brought us works of art like Dinoshark, Swamp Devil, Sharktopus, Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid, Flu Bird Horror, Mongolian Death Worm, and Frankenfish. The latest is another hybrid creature feature  – Piranhaconda.

You know it’s good because it stars Michael Madsen, a former beauty queen (Shandi Finnessey, Miss Missouri 2002), and 42 year-old Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Rachel Hunter.  Continue reading “Set Your DVRs – ‘Piranhaconda’ Is Coming To SyFy!”