The genius responsible for nearly identical versions of popular movie trailers made entirely of LEGOs has done it again with Fifty Shades of Grey, featuring the room of pain, angry/shirtless Christian Grey and Anastasia’s infamous elevator grimace in brick form.
Forget that Sons of Anarchy and Pacific Rim star Charlie Hunnam is too tall, too blonde and too British to play Christian Grey!
He’s sexy and that’s apparently all that matters when you’re casting 50 Shades.
Hunnam has been confirmed as the male lead in the erotic movie version of the bestselling book by middle-aged pervert E.L. James (I’m just jealous of her giant pile of $), after months of casting rumors mainly involving Ian Somerhalder and Robert Pattinson.
I really don’t wonder how he’ll do as a wealthy control freak abuse victim with a box full of ball gags because Fifty Shades of Grey is literally the stupidest, least tantalizing book I have ever read (still jealous). Continue reading “Jax a.k.a. Charlie Hunnam IS Christian Grey”
I don’t condone book burning, unless it’s the Fifty Shades Of Grey series.
If I had Tyler Shields’ photography skills and a camera worth more than $150 dollars I would buy several copies just so I could take photos of myself ceremoniously tossing them into a massive bonfire.
I’m not supportive of E.L. James and her “talent” for writing erotic novels. Novels about the two worst examples of each gender – people who I would personally shoot on sight if they weren’t fictional.
Christian Grey, who was abused as a child and now does nothing but sexualize a woman (Anastasia Steele) feels oppressed by the fact that she’s allowed to vote and work someplace other than a brothel. Continue reading “‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Excerpts (NSFW)”