Madonna Seduces Anderson Cooper Using Boy Scout Uniform

Madonna kissing Anderson Cooper Madonna managed to cram a few compliments into her GLAAD Awards speech aimed at everything from knowing how to pitch a tent (because who hasn’t “camped” with Madonna), to anger at the Boy Scouts and everyone else who’s still on the fence (a “sharp” one, she hopes) about equality.

Compliments not about herself, but Vito Russo Award recipient Anderson Cooper, who she called “an excellent journalist with the most beautiful blue eyes.”

“You are a badass motherf*cker. And you are brave and the world needs more people like you, K? Amen,” Madge preached. Later, Cooper snuck in a kiss, because flattery will get you everywhere.

Anderson Cooper is Not the Pussy Willow Prince

Anderson Cooper What What Happens Live Anderson Cooper has a message for the unforgiving citizens of Buffalo, New York: he’s simply too busy to attend the annual Dyngus Day parade.

Cooper was offered the title of “Pussy Willow Prince,” due to the celebration’s use of the swamp-loving plants of the same embarrassing name, but had to decline due to scheduling conflicts.

“I wanted to go, I would have been happy to go. I never promised I could go. I said I would pencil it in, and if my schedule allowed it I would go. I’m working that day. I’ve got three jobs, I can’t go to a parade,” Cooper told Watch What Happens Live host Andy Cohen.

When fellow guest/Bridesmaids star Wendi Mclendon asked what the hell Dyngus Day was, Cooper gave the following hilarious description:  Continue reading “Anderson Cooper is Not the Pussy Willow Prince”

Kathy Griffin Sniffed Anderson Cooper’s Nuts on Live Television

Anderson Cooper Kathy Griffin New Years 2012Kathy Griffin bent over and kissed Anderson Cooper‘s crotch in
an effort to top 2011’s New Year’s Eve special on CNN. She may be the FCC’s nightmare, but Time Warner/CNN must love Griffin’s antics, considering they keep hiring her.

The ketchup to Anderson’s salt said, “I’m going to tickle your sack” as he pushed her away like a little sister with an incestual crush.

He tried to change the subject and pretend like Kathy was talking about something PG, like a sack full of Christmas presents, but she just wasn’t having it.  Continue reading “Kathy Griffin Sniffed Anderson Cooper’s Nuts on Live Television”

Mariah Carey Doesn’t Change Her Kids’ Diapers

SHOCKER – Mariah Carey has probably never changed either of her children’s diapers, but it’s don’t get it wrong, it’s not like it never gets done.

House slave Nick Cannon tells Anderson Cooper that he’s cool with it and just snaps on some industrial strength hand covers and goes to town.

I imagine Mariah being too much of a diva to do more than set her twins in front of a garden hose for a few minutes, so this is probably a good thing, plus, I’ve learned from those Charmin’ commercials that bears are especially prone to IBS.

“I mean we all do it but for some reason I get that duty a little bit more. I am not scared of it. I go in, I put the gloves on,” Cannon explained.  Continue reading “Mariah Carey Doesn’t Change Her Kids’ Diapers”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-26-12]

Anderson Cooper’s Channel One identification photo is priceless and sexual. (BuzzFeed)

Romantic Florida man arrested for stealing flowers from a grave. (Grouchy Muffin)

Snooki has huge boobs and loose skin. (Evil Beet)

NY Times fact: women can’t do pull-ups because they have long arms. (Gawker)

Katy Perry shows Barack support with large-print ballot dress. (ohmyGAHH!)

This beer has an alcohol content of 65%. (Fox News)

Trump tells Letterman he would up his $5 million dollar offer to Obama. (Hollywood Reporter)

15-year-old Felicia Garcia jumped in front of a subway train after being bullied by jocks. (Jezebel)

Anderson Cooper’s Boyfriend Caught Kissing Another Man

Anderson Cooper came out as a gay man just last month, but had long been seeing bar owner Ben Maisani (far left).

They had been dating for around three years, lived together, and were reportedly considering marriage and adoption.

Unless they  broke up, Ben has some explaining to do. He was spotted holding hands and making out with a mystery man in a New York park yesterday.

Much like Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders’ affair, there is photographic evidence.

After Anderson announced his sexuality to the world, close friend Kathy Griffin told him to “be careful.” I know this probably isn’t exactly what she meant, but ouch.  Continue reading “Anderson Cooper’s Boyfriend Caught Kissing Another Man”

Anderson “Silver Fox” Cooper Confirms Status As Gay Sex Symbol

Anderson Cooper confirmed what we all suspected and loved about him: he’s gay. The Emmy-winning CNN anchor allowed his friend of over 20 years, The Daily Beast editor Andrew Sullivan, to post an email explaining his reasons for not coming out sooner.

So, Cooper is “coming out” mostly because he just never got around to it before. He talks about never being ashamed but wanting to maintain privacy and safety in war zones.

Here’s the part of the letter (go read all of it) the media has chosen to focus on:

“The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.”

And here are a few of the sentences leading up to that statement:

Continue reading “Anderson “Silver Fox” Cooper Confirms Status As Gay Sex Symbol”

Innocent Chicago Teen Accused Of Showcasing Gang Signs On Sticker

We live in a society full of fundamentalist and overly sensitive people who, for their own attention-seeking gain, want to see controversy in everything.

That’s exactly what happened in the case of a 15 year-old boy who entered his design in a sticker competition and won first place, which meant that it would have ended up on cars citywide. It also included a $1,000 prize.

The teen in question, Herbie Pulgar, who attends an alternative school for children with emotional and learning disabilities, says his intention was never to hide gang signs in his art.

Jody Weis, a former police superintendent and current president of the Chicago Crime Commission disagrees, Continue reading “Innocent Chicago Teen Accused Of Showcasing Gang Signs On Sticker”