Let’s All Take a Minute to Objectify Andrew Luck

Andrew Luck naked locker roomToday was a very upsetting day for me, football-wise.

The Eagles lost by two points to a team who had NEVER previously won a playoff game on the road… those damn voodoo-practicing, bayou bourbon-sipping swamp hobbits, the New Orleans Saints.

Before that depressing reality, Indianapolis made an impressive comeback against the Chiefs. But more interestingly, man-of-the-hour Andrew Luck was captured in an embarrassing half-naked locker room stance in a teammate’s tweet.

Culprit Pat McAfee later deleted this rare photo of a sasquatch in captivity (THAT neck beard tho), but not before it was saved to desktops and posted to every sports site on the internet. Whoops.  Continue reading “Let’s All Take a Minute to Objectify Andrew Luck”

The NFL Draft Begins On Thursday, Here’s Number One And Two

The 2012 National Football League draft starts Thursday, April 26 and ends Saturday, April 28.

In case you didn’t know, there’s a 99.9% chance that Stanford’s Andrew Luck is going to the Colts as the number one pick, to fill the void left by current Bronco Peyton Manning.

The number two pick, QB Robert Griffin III of the Baylor Bears, will go to the Washington Redskins. NFL Network analysts seem to agree that offensive tackle Matt Kalil will head to Minnesota. As for the rest of the draft, here’s a mock-up prediction of picks.  Continue reading “The NFL Draft Begins On Thursday, Here’s Number One And Two”