Video: Anne Hathaway Swinging On A Wrecking Ball

I know Jimmy Fallon is responsible for Lip Sync Battle and it was really amazing, especially when all Emma Stone did was win, BUT it’s hard to believe there’s an entire show on Spike based on the segment.
   
Also hard to believe: there are still people who HATE Anne Hathaway. Like, hate hate. All they do is sit around talking about her haircut and how annoying she is even though she’s a legitimately good actress, singer and Miley Cyrus impersonator.  Continue reading “Video: Anne Hathaway Swinging On A Wrecking Ball”

Anne Hathaway says she has no sex appeal, ya don’t say

Anne Hathaway Harper's Bazaar UKAnne Hathaway does a very tame shoot for Harper’s Bazaar and tells the mag “I had no grit, no sex appeal”. But she’s not unsexy because she has large droopy eyes like a Basset Hound and a matching husband hair cut, no it was just her pure sweetness.

Hathaway blurts first world complains like how she’s always been seen as a “bizarre-world good-girl character” and thinks she is labeled “very vanilla, very sweet, very accessible and not interesting”.

The girl’s got a point. She did a “racy” photo shoot wearing corsets and manages to look like a vanilla wafer wrapped up in a band-aid.
The interview goes on to explain Hathaway had a hard time playing Fantine in Les mis because she was too happy in real life getting married to normal everyday hot guy, Adam Shulman.  Continue reading “Anne Hathaway says she has no sex appeal, ya don’t say”

The Lack of Dialogue in ‘Les Miserables’ Will Make You Cry

Anne Hathaway cryingAnne Hathaway tells MTV she cries when she watches herself in Tom Hooper’s Les Miserables because she’s “still connected to the experience of making it.” I, on the other hand, cried because there isn’t a single line of non-singing dialogue.

The lack of talking is something you might have missed from reading reviews, which have been mostly positive. Hathaway shines as factory-worker-turned-whore Fantine as does Jackman, Sacha Baron Cohen (for show-stealing comedy relief), Helena Bonham Carter, Isabelle Allen as young Cosette, and Samantha Barks.

Just please don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say there’s no talking, because there really isn’t any.

When you read an interview with Hooper and they talk about his choice to use “little spoken dialogue,” they mean “no spoken dialogue.” And when he says the “primary communication form” is singing, he really means “the only communication form.”  Continue reading “The Lack of Dialogue in ‘Les Miserables’ Will Make You Cry”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-18-12]

 Anne Hathaway crazyAnne Hathaway had a “fuck you” flip-off war with Daniel Craig at a dinner party. (Huffington Post)

Which Scream 4 actress sits around loving James Franco in Pikachu undies? (Evil Beet)

Instagram users boycotting the company’s anti-privacy terms of service. (Gawker)

Season 7 finale of Dexter was pretty annoying, especially that thing at the end. (Socialite Life)

Ke$ha‘s “Die Young” taken off the radio because of Sandy Hook tragedy. (NME)

Here’s why Matt Damon never denied those gay rumors with Ben Affleck. (ohmyGAHH!)

Tegan and Sara‘s tour diary photos feature guitars, The Killers, toilets and pool. (Vanity Fair)

Censored Anne Hathaway Vag Images More Miserables Than Les Originales

Anne Hathaway censored vagAs we’ve learned from Jimmy Kimmel’s This Week in Unnecessary Censorship segment, some things look or sound worse when blurred or bleeped out. Anne Hathaway‘s bearded clam at the New York premiere of Les Miz is one of them.

The pixels turn her Princess Diary into a curvy Prince dong (view original HERE).

Hathaway spent more time flip-flopping between laughing it off and crying in interviews than talking about what everyone actually wanted to know (what her screen matrons, Meryl Streep and Julie Andrews, would think).

“I think what I am going to do is whatever my next appearance is … I’m going to step out of the car in a blanket. You’ve got to laugh at it,” she told Four Seasons luncheon guests. Later, she used “devastating” “vulnerable” and “unfortunate” to describe vagpocalypse 2012.

SNL Covers Claire Danes’ Wobbly Chin and Damian Lewis’ Voice in ‘Homeland’ Spoof

Yesterday’s episode of Saturday Night Live was mostly delightful partly in thanks to a parody (watch HERE) of Showtime’s CIA/terrorist thriller Homeland, which won three Emmys in September, including Best Drama.

Host Anne Hathaway presented us with a hilariously over-the-top caricature of Carrie Mathison, the highly intuitive but emotionally disturbed agent played by Claire Danes on the hit show.

Bill Hader acted as subtle Saul Berenson, while Taram Killam did an accurate voice portrayal of Mathison’s ginger nemesis and part-time lover, Damian Lewis.  Continue reading “SNL Covers Claire Danes’ Wobbly Chin and Damian Lewis’ Voice in ‘Homeland’ Spoof”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-30-12]

Anne Hathaway is a married woman. (Celebuzz)

Street Fighter spoof  “Real fighter II” is hilarious and true. (G4)

Jessica Simpson‘s doctors rejected her requests of lap band surgery, twice. (Radar)

Stop having babies! There may be a diaper shortage. (World News)

Dracula and Leatherface scared the crap out of Selena Gomez. (Too Fab)

New bottomless Kate Middleton photos surface. (E! Online)

California is first state to ban humiliating gay therapy techniques. (Jezebel)

Listen to Lana Del Rey‘s “Burning Desire” and watch her Jaguar ad. (Stereogum)

LeAnn Rimes is done with rehab stuff, for now. (Evil Beet)

Anne Hathaway Cut Her Hair, Resembles Winona

Anne Hathaway chopped off all her hair, joining the pixie likes of Michelle Williams and Emma Watson. It’s a slow day for news, and a Sunday (clearly I write all my articles the day before, that’s why they all seem outdated) so give me a break.

I think she looks a tad like Winona Ryder. Well, less cool. To be fair, no one is/was as cool as Winona Ryder or Juliette Lewis.

Hathaway reportedly cut her hair to prepare for her role as Fantine in Les Miserables.

The Les Mis prostitute thing was done by Uma Thurman in 1998 (I used to rent it from the library all the time) and I’m thinking that Tom Hooper’s 2012 adaptation will simply have a bigger budget and not much else.  Continue reading “Anne Hathaway Cut Her Hair, Resembles Winona”

Since When Does Batman Sweat Outside His Suit?

The third set of stills from The Dark Knight Rises have come out and I’m a little curious about one picture in particular, where an assistant/Nolan lackey is dabbing Batman’s head with a cloth.

Is the suit sweating? Was there a stain on it? Was it not shiny enough?

Whatever the reason, it looks like a waste of time. You know what DOESN’T look like a waste of time? This epic fight scene between Baleman and Bane (Tom Hardy) near the Occupy Wall Street riots!

Government bailouts? BIFF. No health insurance? BAM. Student loans? THWACK. Damp tent? POW.

I’d really like to see that deep-voiced nutsack Batman taken down a notch for screwing over America/Gotham and letting Rachel Dawes die.

On a random note, the more I see Anne Hathaway in that Star Fleet costume the more I wish someone would put her in a bag and toss her in a lake. (Catwoman not Anne, they’re different, right?)

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New Anne Hathaway As Catwoman Photos

Yesterday, new photos of Anne Hathaway in her ever-criticized Matrix space costume, I mean Catwoman suit, surfaced. Like all Batman nerds, I’m still pretty skeptical, though it does look a lot better than the original photos.

Hopefully in The Dark Knight Rises Anne can capture the over-the-top-snark of Selina Kyle without losing all the grittiness…

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New Superman AND Catwoman Costumes Revealed!

Costumes have recently been revealed for the two biggest upcoming comic book movie releases, Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises (due Summer 2012) and Zach Snyder’s remake of Superman, Man Of Steel, due out in 2013.

The changes to the Superman suit are very subtle or non-existant. The only real difference is the lack of signature curly-q hair string.

The true shocker comes from the new Catwoman outfit, which is too complicated and space-agey for its own good(=bad), if you ask me and anyone else. But there is SOMEONE coming to the outfit’s defense, Anne Hathaway herself, who said,

“What I am happy to say is, if you didn’t like the photo, you only see about a tenth of what that suit can do. And if you did like the photo, you have excellent taste.”

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