Jennifer Lawrence needs to shut up

Jennifer Lawrence crazyOn the heels of winning her Oscar for Best Actress, Jennifer Lawrence confessed to E! she was feeling a little blue (Mystique pun totally unintentional).

“I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time,” she told me on the Oscars red carpet. “Don’t ask me about my schedule because I’m sinking into a bit of depression.

What’s troubling her seems to be all the work she has lined up over the next few months. Heartbreaking, isn’t it?

Not only did she win the top honor an actor can hope to achieve (HA!), she has a steady stream of income for the near future. That’s more than most people who go to her movies can say.

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The Two Most Irritating Alarm Clocks Ever

We all have our alarm clock memories, getting up for school, ignoring the constant beeping reminder piercing your ear like tiny bullets. And what is the best alarm clock, if you had to choose between the many evils?

Digital, cell phone, ipod dock/CD combo, retro bell clock, rooster, crazy hobo in a dumpster outside your window? I have the two worst evils, worse than that talking flower from Sister Act. First there’s the Ramos clock which comes in 12 hardwood designs and encourages forces you out of bed to a Defuse Panel (that snazzy frame with the buttons) where you’ll have to enter a code.

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Foster These People…

I know I complain about almost everything and you all might be wondering at this point, what does this chick even like besides bad reality shows and Britney Spears? Well, a lot of things, but praise isn’t all that interesting.

I could praise Foster The People as the biggest indie band of 2011. I could tell that that I love their CD Torches and that my favorite tracks are “Don’t Stop (Color On The Walls)” and “Helena Beat” OR I could tell you that I’m becoming disenchanted with the band after seeing them on SNL…

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Google+ And Facebook Are Patronizing Me

A few days ago I unfolded my laptop and heard the pleasant purr of the startup. A familiar sound, one that calms me and doesn’t throw me out of whack like that damn black Google menu bar that was also added a few months ago.

Then I open my web browser, and see something very unfamiliar. A GIANT “PAINTED” BLUE ARROW ON GOOGLE? Flashing before my eyes, seeking attention like the source of Katy Perry’s back pain…

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