Madonna Is Possible Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Act

Sports website SB Nation is claiming that Madonna will perform at the super bowl on February 5, 2012. This is good because, if there does happen to be some sort of apocalypse, Madonna surely would survive, being an ageless supernatural succubus who can easily survive on seeds and ashes.

The 53 year-old queen of pop would follow previous acts (since the Janet Jackson mishap in 2004) such as The Black Eyed Peas, The Who, Springsteen, Tom Petty, Prince, The Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney.

The super bowl this year will take place at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Portland Pterodactyl Vs. South Carolina Sabertooths. Oh wait, that doesn’t exist. Is there a better candidate than Madonna? Yes! Her name is Lady Gaga (or Rihanna)…

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Warlock Sighting At Emmys?

Charlie Sheen will almost definitely appear at the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards, possibly as a presenter. I’m not sure WHY, except for ratings. (I kind of want him to go away, he’s starting to amuse me less and less)

The Emmys air a day before Sheen’s Comedy Central roast, and will be hosted by Jane Lynch, the funniest skeleton you ever did see.

Here’s who I want to win:

Game Of Thrones or Friday Night Lights for Outstanding Drama Series. Late Night With Jimmy Fallon for Outstanding Variety Series. Degrassi for Outstanding Children’s Program…

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Rebecca Black And Katy Perry Sung Together On Friday Friday Friday

Guess what happened on FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY, August 5th? Rebecca Black appeared onstage with Katy Perry where they both sung Black’s Youtube sensation “Friday.” (Rebecca appears at about the :47 second mark of the video above)

I like when Rebecca Black pops out and the crazy audience member lets out a banshee screech, “OH MY GOD IT’S REBECCA BLACK!”

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