The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Stupidly Gigantic

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Well, the new Ninja Turtles movie looks even worse than I thought it would, which is pretty f*cking bad. If only the first trailer was a parody “what if Michael Bay used his trademark, horrible CGI to make the turtles like medium-sized Transformers, completely changed their origin story, and cast a brunette to play April?”

I mean… You seriously couldn’t bother to dye Megan Fox‘s hair red? WHAT THE HELL???
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I want to completely blame Bay, but I’m sure the director, Jonathan Liebesman (Battle: Los Angeles), and writers, André Nemec and Josh Appelbaum (the team responsible for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol), all contributed to the TMNT sucking king-sized ass.  Continue reading “The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Stupidly Gigantic”

Megan Fox Cast in Michael Bay-Produced ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

Megan Fox AprilMichael Bay’s love for Megan Fox never dies.

Even after she said he had “no social skills at all,” called him a “tyrant” and compared him to both Hitler and Napoleon, he’s approved casting her in a new live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie helmed by Wrath of the Titans director Jonathan Liebesman.

Bay raised a fleshy flag for Megan back when she was dancing under a waterfall for 5 seconds in Bad Boys II.

When it was reported that she’d been fired from Transformers because of her dictator tirade in Wonderland magazine, he claimed that it was not even his decision.

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Leighton Meester’s Dark Past And Bright Future

Leighton Meester’s upbringing reflects the opposite of her uppity and entitled character on Gossip Girl.

In a way it must be even more rewarding to be viewed as a fashion-forward socialite, she was after all, born into a family with a heavy criminal record.

In the April 2012 issue of Marie Claire Meester reveals her family history, her views on marriage and her Hollywood beginnings.

All in all she may be the most surprisingly sensible young actress you can imagine, especially considering her background.  Continue reading “Leighton Meester’s Dark Past And Bright Future”

Sofia Vergara For InStyle, April 2012

Sofia Vergara seems like the busiest woman alive. Pepsi spokeswoman, Modern Family vixen, movie star and upcoming host of Saturday Night Live‘s April 7 episode with musical boy band guest One Direction.

On top of all that, she does her fair share of interviews and editorials, the most recent is with InStyle – on hating math and water and having a makeup fixation.

Her favorite mindless TV show: “I watch ‘Revenge.’ It’s a soap opera but so classy – and everyone is beautiful.”

On School: “I always hated Math. The moment I run out of fingers, I can’t count anymore.”

The perfect date: “A great date? Dinner and a movie. Or sports, watched in the venue, not on TV. No canoes. No water. Nothing to mess up the hair.”  Continue reading “Sofia Vergara For InStyle, April 2012”

A New Garbage Album Is Expected In March, 2012!

New music from Garbage is finally becoming a realization, nearly seven years after 2005’s Bleed Like Me, not to mention rumors of a full on break-up then a Shirley Manson solo contribution and more whispers of new material as far back as 2007.

Butch Vig and Scottish frontwoman Shirley Manson, who took a break to pursue acting (she played a bot on Sarah Connor Chronicles) plus bassist Duke Erikson and guitarist Steve Marker are bringing us their fifth album, which Rolling Stone just revealed is due in March or April of 2012. (We may see a single in December or January)

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