Beat The Arizona Heat With This Enticing Churro Dog

Churro Dog ArizonaYou can buy a 1,117-calorie Churro Dog topped with whipped cream and chocolate sauce for $8.50, but it’s for baseball fans at Chase Stadium and Chase Stadium in Phoenix, AZ alone.

Unfortunately, the Churro Dog, which joins Taco Bell’s Cap’n Crunch Delight as one of 2015’s most anticipated disgustingly delicious snack foods, will only be available at Diamondbacks games.  Continue reading “Beat The Arizona Heat With This Enticing Churro Dog”

Arizona Player Pukes on Ball Before Snap

Arizona Oregon puking Remember the name Carter Wood, because that’s who’s tossing the football to his quarterback right after blowing Gatorade chunks all over it in the most memorable gif of this year’s Pac-12.

Wood’s stomach was apparently almost as decimated as his team, the Arizona Wildcats, who lost (51-13) to the Oregon Ducks on Friday.

Michele Bachmann is Afraid of the Big Bad GAY

michele bachmann gay agendaMichele Bachmann called the gay community a bunch of bullies in an interview with Lars Larson about the vetoing of Arizona’s pro-discrimination SB 1062 bill, telling the world that they strike fear into politicians and “dictate the agenda.”

“There’s nothing about gays in there. But the gay community decided to make this their measure,” Bachmann said. “I think the thing that is getting a little tiresome, the gay community, they have so bullied the American people, and they’ve so intimidated politicians.”

Where was Sarah Palin to add, “I agree! The next thing you know, people will be marrying donkeys and toasters”?

Okay, well, I think the amount of conservative, blue-collar types that want to beat up gay Americans and the amount of liberals who want to beat up Michele Bachmann are about the same.

Does telling her to always be ready for the armbar and an overly ripe kiwi to the face make me a bully?

Dirty AZ Cops and Bouncers Rough Up Jason London’s Hair and Glasses

Jason London beaten up by copsLet’s do a short debriefing on identical twin actor brothers Jason London and Jeremy LondonCelebrity Rehab/Party of Five/Mallrats Jeremy London was in the news a lot for bad behavior (drugs, battery, climbing a tree, pretending to be kidnapped) from 2010 to 2012.

Unlike his brother, Dazed and Confused’s JASON London is still a working actor with multiple movie and television projects in the works, but that could be slowed by the fact that he was arrested on Sunday for a bar fight in Arizona.

Skip the mundane parts of the report and you’ve got Jason walking around Scottsdale bleeding, attracting the attention of the police. When they arrive he calls one of them a “faggot” and says he owns them because he’s “a motherf***ing famous actor.”

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Justin Bieber Kicks Off Believe Tour By Puking All Over The Stage

Justin Bieber kicked off his Believe tour in Glendale, Arizona on Saturday and stopped in the middle of “Out of Town Girl” to bend over and vomit. He ran off the stage but later returned and asked his devoted fans, “Will you love me even though I’m throwing up on stage?”

No word on how many girls rushed the stage with glass jars, but I’ve heard that Bieber’s partially digested foodstuffs sell on eBay for a minimum bid of $10,000.

Justin, never one to miss an opportunity to post shirtless twink pictures on Twitter, wrote “Great show. Getting better for tomorrow’s show !!!! Love u.” 

He added “And …. Milk was a bad choice! Lol.” Oh, milk, how precious and predictable.  Continue reading “Justin Bieber Kicks Off Believe Tour By Puking All Over The Stage”

Arizona Woman Robs Mini-Mart With Toy Penguin

On November 23rd a woman in Yavapai County, Arizona, robbed a Chevron mini-mart by putting one hand in her sweater and claiming she had a bomb in order to get cash from the register. The clerk refused, and the suspect fled the scene.

The crime occurred at about 6:15 p.m. and the woman’s identity was discovered merely an hour later. Andri Jeffers, 26, was made by the clerk who wrote down the license plate number from her Chrysler Pacifica. A surveillance photo didn’t hurt either.

Deputies arrived at her house, where she admitted to the crime and the fact that the “bomb” was actually a toy penguin. She was booked for one count of attempted robbery at the Camp Verde Detention Center.

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Man Survives Gardening Clipper Eye Impalement

Leroy Luetscher, an 86 year-old man in Arizona, fell onto his gardening shears while he was trimming plants in his yard. The clippers were lodged deep into his right eye, but he hardly panicked…

He simply put a t-shirt over his eye and requested that his girlfriend call an ambulance.

He later told reporters at a news conference:

“I couldn’t believe it. I just could not believe it. I sort of pulled on them it seemed real solid so I just left it alone.”

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