Princess Peach And Storm Redesigns Will Blow Your Nerdy Mind

Princess Peach and Storm drawings The following illustrations of Princess Peach and X-Men’s Storm by female sci-fi artists Kirbi Fagan and  would bring Mario and Professor X to tears.

Click here for a side-by-side comparison of Peach from N64 and Fagan’s bazooka Peach and here for one of badass thigh-baring comic book Storm and even more badass “Weather Witch” / “Nature Goddess” Storm.

And also check out Fagan’s website. Anyone with a living room, a few bucks and a love of conversation pieces needs her Winnie The Pooh painting ASAP.

George Bush Hacker Leaks Dubya Bath and Shower Pics

george bush painting Did I say “bath and shower” pics? Because I mean drawings. Sorry, sickos. To the left is an actual photo of George Bush THE ARTIST.

Naked George Jr. by camera may be more “valuable” in terms of Google searches and common perverse curiosity, but you and I both know that a self-portrait of him soaking his feet in the tub is somehow priceless.

This is the result of a hacker (thus the giant “Guccif[er]” logo, though I think “Bushwhacker” is way better) who leaked the content of the entire family’s phones and email accounts.

Let go of your past feelings. That whole worst president of all time who made up words, aimed his bellows at the recession and “forgot” the people of New Orleans thing. Ancient history.

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Justin Bieber’s Face, In Pubes

That’s right, there’s an art niche for everything. Mark Zuckerberg’s manhood out of a hanger, Britney Spears naked on a bearskin rug and now Justin Bieber’s face out of global pubes.

Artist Fox Bronte, known for his ‘angry woman tampon’ sculpture and Lady Gaga genitalia painting requested that people from around the world mail him their pubes so he could put them together in the above fashion.  Continue reading “Justin Bieber’s Face, In Pubes”

Former Weezer Bassist Mikey Welsh (April 20, 1971 – October 8, 2011)

Michael Edward Welsh, known simply as Mikey Welsh, passed away on Saturday at the age of 40 after foreshadowing his own death two weeks earlier on both Twitter and Facebook.

The musician – who struggled with drugs, attempted suicide and had a nervous breakdown while touring in Europe – left the band in 2001. (He joined in 1998)

Welsh, who pursued art after departing from Weezer, mentioned death when referencing a painting on September 26th via Facebook wall post…

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Justin Bieber’s Penis Statue

That guy that makes super creepy shock value statues is at it again…

The 46 year-old Connecticut-based sculptor, Daniel Edward, who is famous for his pop culture related “art.” He once did a sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth, all bent over on a bearskin rug AND more recently he made one of a naked conjoined Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. (Justin and Selena As One, he called it)

He defends his recent statue,

It would be naive and hypocritical for anyone to be offended by this simple sculpture, yet be apathetic towards the plethora of images to which they subject themselves on a daily basis. I stand by the work.

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Brooke Hogan Is An Animal


[Photo by Jordan Michael Zuniga]

And when I say she’s an animal I don’t mean like, a Ke$ha Animal, not like a simple party girl, which she is, but literally an animal in a cage.

The semi-infamous daughter of now divorced Hulk and Linda Hogan, posed nude in a dog cage to benefit PETA, at the Cafeina gallery in the Wynwood Art District of Miami, Florida.

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Lady Gaga Really is A Man (For Her “You & I” Single)

Apparently I’m out of the loop. Lady Gaga has had a male alter-ego since September of last year, whom she calls “Jo Calderone.” Hmmm, Jo looks a lot like Al Pacino.

Lady Balls Balls tweeted the cover art for the “You & I” single cover art featuring the pop star in a very convincing drag getup. I saw it the other day briefly and wondered if it was Gaga’s new boyfriend or some artistic male inspiration of hers. Who knew.

It was revealed that the video for “You & I” will be released as Lady Gaga’s 1000th tweet, and she’s currently on 992, so it seems like that will probably be in a few weeks, who knows how long or short she wants to play that game for.

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