George Bush Hacker Leaks Dubya Bath and Shower Pics

george bush painting Did I say “bath and shower” pics? Because I mean drawings. Sorry, sickos. To the left is an actual photo of George Bush THE ARTIST.

Naked George Jr. by camera may be more “valuable” in terms of Google searches and common perverse curiosity, but you and I both know that a self-portrait of him soaking his feet in the tub is somehow priceless.

This is the result of a hacker (thus the giant “Guccif[er]” logo, though I think “Bushwhacker” is way better) who leaked the content of the entire family’s phones and email accounts.

Let go of your past feelings. That whole worst president of all time who made up words, aimed his bellows at the recession and “forgot” the people of New Orleans thing. Ancient history.

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Like Jodie Foster, ‘Argo’ Actor Victor Garber is a Longtime Gay

Victor Garber boyfriendCharming salt and pepper-headed Canadian actor Victor Garber (left) of Titanic and Argo fame told a determined reporter at the Television Critics Association press tour in California that he is in fact gay.

“I don’t really talk about it, but everybody knows,” he responded after the journalist asked him about the man Wikipedia has rightly listed as his boyfriend.

The partner in question is bearded hunk Rainer Andreesen, a former model and current artist who has been at Garber’s side for 14 years.  Continue reading “Like Jodie Foster, ‘Argo’ Actor Victor Garber is a Longtime Gay”

Artist XVALA Creates Embarrassing Mark Zuckerberg ‘Manhood’ Piece

Street artist XVALA (aka Jeff Hamilton) is the latest to capitalize on America’s obsession with celebrities, combining that fixation with shock value to somehow rationalize his “work.”

XVALA is kind of like Daniel Edwards (the Justin Bieber penis/Spears birth sculpture guy) who happens to be a frequent collaborator of Hamilton’s.

His latest artistic effort is a statue called “Mark Zuckerberg’s Not Very Well Hung Hanger,” that is actually made out of a hanger stolen from the Facebook creator’s trash.

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